Jail vs Work

[hamz9561]

Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer.

@ PRISON
You spend most of your time in a 10X10 cell

@ WORK
You spend most of your time
in an 6X6 cubicle

@ PRISON
You get three meals a day, fully paid for

@ wORK
You get a break for one meal and
you have to pay for it

@ PRISON
For good behavior, you get time off

@ WORK
For good behavior, you get more work

@ PRISON
The guard unlocks and locks all the doors for you

@ WORK
You must carry a security card and open all the doors yourself

@ PRISON
You can watch TV and play games

@ WORK
You could get fired for watching
TV and playing games

@ PRISON
You get your own toilet


@ WORK
You have to share the toilet with
people who pee on the seat

@ PRISON
They allow your family and friends to visit

@ WORK
You aren't even supposed to speak to your family

@ PRISON
All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required

@ WORK
You must pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners

@ PRISON
You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out

@ WORK
You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars

@ PRISON
You must deal with sadistic wardens

@ WORK
They are called "managers"



Now get back to work. You're not getting paid to check emails!

 

[Rolex]

That's great...and TRUE!

 

[olds97_lss]

Yeah...

@Prison the same guys screw you and you can set your watch to when it's going to happen.

@Work you get screwed over by everyone all day long at a very erratic schedule and sometimes through weekends.

 

[ohmygahitscoby]

Oh man, when I grow up I want to go to prison ! Haha.