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A Russian and an Irish wrestler were set to square off for the Olympic
gold medal. Before the final match, the Irish wrestler's trainer came
to him and said 'Now, don't forget all the research we've done on this
Russian. He's never lost a match because of this 'pretzel' hold he
has. Whatever you do, do not let him get you in that hold! If he does,
you're finished.'
The Irishman nodded in acknowledgment.
As the match started, the Irishman and the Russian circled each
other several times, looking for an opening. All of a sudden, the
Russian lunged forward, grabbing the Irishman and wrapping him up in
the dreaded pretzel hold. A sigh of disappointment arose from the
crowd and the trainer buried his face in his hands, for he knew all
was lost. He couldn't watch the inevitable happen.
Suddenly, there was a Long, High Pitched Scream, then a cheer
from the crowd and the trainer raised his eyes just in time to watch
the Russian go flying up in the air. His back hit the mat with a thud
and the Irishman collapsed on top of him, making the pin and winning
the match.
The trainer was astounded. When he finally got his wrestler
alone, he asked 'How did you ever get out of that hold? No one has
ever done it before!'
The wrestler answered 'Well, I was ready to give up when he got
me in that hold but at the last moment, I opened my eyes and saw this
pair of testicles right in front of my face. I had nothing to lose so
with my last ounce of strength, I stretched out my neck and bit those
babies just as hard as I could.'
The trainer exclaimed 'That's what finished him off?'
'Not really. You'd be amazed how strong you get when you bite
your own nuts.'
gold medal. Before the final match, the Irish wrestler's trainer came
to him and said 'Now, don't forget all the research we've done on this
Russian. He's never lost a match because of this 'pretzel' hold he
has. Whatever you do, do not let him get you in that hold! If he does,
you're finished.'
The Irishman nodded in acknowledgment.
As the match started, the Irishman and the Russian circled each
other several times, looking for an opening. All of a sudden, the
Russian lunged forward, grabbing the Irishman and wrapping him up in
the dreaded pretzel hold. A sigh of disappointment arose from the
crowd and the trainer buried his face in his hands, for he knew all
was lost. He couldn't watch the inevitable happen.
Suddenly, there was a Long, High Pitched Scream, then a cheer
from the crowd and the trainer raised his eyes just in time to watch
the Russian go flying up in the air. His back hit the mat with a thud
and the Irishman collapsed on top of him, making the pin and winning
the match.
The trainer was astounded. When he finally got his wrestler
alone, he asked 'How did you ever get out of that hold? No one has
ever done it before!'
The wrestler answered 'Well, I was ready to give up when he got
me in that hold but at the last moment, I opened my eyes and saw this
pair of testicles right in front of my face. I had nothing to lose so
with my last ounce of strength, I stretched out my neck and bit those
babies just as hard as I could.'
The trainer exclaimed 'That's what finished him off?'
'Not really. You'd be amazed how strong you get when you bite
your own nuts.'
