I'm going to wwar

[Waste Land]

I checked my mail today and behold a huge package fromt he Marines wanting me to enlist. While I have thought about the armed servcie, my parents dont find it that bright of a idea, besides I wouldnt go Marines anyhow. Anyway, I think its just kinda funny how people a some how lored intot he services lol. They come tot he school all the time during lunch and hold push up/sit up contests for hats or shirts or what ever which i usually compete in(hey everyone loves free stuff) anywho. I was sent a package about enlisting today and a beanie/tobbagon fromt hem during 9- something degree weather lol. Some how that beanie is gonna make me get up off RCNT and go fight....not ragging anyone, just found this kinda weird....

THIS IS NTO A POLITICAL THREAD ABOUT THE GOVERMENT OR THE ARMY NOR THEIR WAYS OF DOIGN THINGS. THIS THREAD WAS MADE TO POKE A LIL FUN THAT I WAS SENT A A BEANIE IN DEATH HEAT/HUMIDITY SO THEY COULD GET ME TO ENLIST. DO NOT BRING FOURTH YOUR POLICTIC VIEWS AS I'M NOT GETTING INTO THAT, ANY poop STARTS...THIS THREAD WILL BE KILLED FAST.

 

[robriguez]

We call those Skullies or Skull Caps.

This is a beenie:

 

[Error401]

Look at it this way, they could have sent you some arctic boots or a parka. But then again, that might be some kind of intelligence test (weeding out the idiots via heat stroke).

I'd hold out for some speedo assault thongs before I signed up.

 

[Waste Land]

I may just write them back and request a baby alpaca before going to iraq

 

[Error401]

Alpaka? Isn't that some flavor of gerbil? I'll have to google that one...brb...

 

[Waste Land]

its like a llama only cooler, soay the name with meh...Al Pak a

 

[Error401]

Dude, you're breaking up. Keep hollerin Sarge, we'll get ya outa there.

 

[NitroM3GTR]

Alpaka? Isn't that some flavor of gerbil? I'll have to google that one...brb...

They come in flavors? Great, my Original Gerbils were getting a little old...

 

[msly]

When i was younger I hapen to mention when I was drunk to a person I used to know in school that I was kicking around the idea of becoming a Marine... Well that SOB hounded my ass for about a Year and 3 months trying to get me. It turns out he worked in a local recruiting office. The only way I wanted in was to be in the Marine Jazz band.. which really kicks ass... man those guys could blow....

sLY