I hate my brain

[remote uncontrol]

I’ve been in bed for two hours and my stupid brain is bombarding me with the most random things it can think of. Like if snakes bought socks how far would they go up.

 

[majin]

everything in the universe either IS a potato or ISNT a potato and nothing else ( except rc... I've learned it is in a class of its own)

 

[NitroR/C]

 

[tntpoof]

To funny..learn to control your thoughts.. theirs many things you can do .but since your a minor. Ill lets your parents do that. try a sleep sound machine

 

[Chubaka]

Can we switch thoughts. Your seem easier to maintain.

 

[Lucifur10]

So if snakes did indeed wear socks, it would be a 2 for 1 purchase. That's a great deal! Snakes don't care, and where would they get the money to buy socks?

 

[slowngreen]

I use an app called Sleepa for noise.

 

[Tunedfrog]

So if snakes did indeed wear socks, it would be a 2 for 1 purchase. That's a great deal! Snakes don't care, and where would they get the money to buy socks?

If a snake slithers into my sock drawer, rest assured he is going to wear what ever sock he wants.
If he looks around for awhile, he may find a couple with a back door.

 

[Chubaka]

If a snake slithers into my sock drawer, rest assured he is going to wear what ever sock he wants.

If a snakes in my drawer I'll probably be told to put a sock in it standing there shaking and stuttering.

 

[remote uncontrol]

If a snake slithers into my sock drawer, rest assured he is going to wear what ever sock he wants.

I’m afraid if I find found one in my drawer it would be the last thing he remembered for a long time

 

[Chubaka]

I killed so many by landscaping there are probably plotting how to take me out.

 

[Tunedfrog]

I don't mind snakes at all but it's the initial shock of the surprise, "OH HELLO".

 

[Chubaka]

I don't mind snakes at all but it's the initial shock of the surprise, "OH HELLO".

I saw one here locally..... in the bike lane up the curb across the grass median and across the sidewalk. Well over ten feet long. Every bit of 8 inches fat, probably 10 inches would be a great start. My balls turned to ovaries and I was in the car.

 

[remote uncontrol]

I don’t take very good care of my kayak and usually leave it laying down by the bayou but I gave that up after I tried taking a ride with a copperhead. I’ve also caught a 20 pound snake while fishing. At least when I look back that’s how big it was

 

[Chubaka]

I don’t take very good care of my kayak and usually leave it laying down by the bayou but I gave that up after I tried taking a ride with a copperhead. I’ve also caught a 20 pound snake while fishing. At least when I look back that’s how big it was

I tossed a rattle snake towards my buddy. On a kfx450r and I goosed it and yanked the front wheels up so they wouldn't throw it on me.

 

[Lucifur10]

I actually got trapped by a snake, and it's RC related! I was sailing my rc sailboat, minding my business early in the morning. Lawnchair and coffee in hand, sitting at the end of a 40ft dock. I see something moving in the water, followed it with my eyes until it slithered up a rock and started sunning itself on the dock at about the 20ft point. Just a watersnake but still a snake. I sat there for a good hour not knowing what to do. Hate them things.

 

[remote uncontrol]

I actually got trapped by a snake, and it's RC related! I was sailing my rc sailboat, minding my business early in the morning. Lawnchair and coffee in hand, sitting at the end of a 40ft dock. I see something moving in the water, followed it with my eyes until it slithered up a rock and started sunning itself on the dock at about the 20ft point. Just a watersnake but still a snake. I sat there for a good hour not knowing what to do. Hate them things.

I was scared you were going to say it got on your boat and stretched out

 

[WickedFog]

I saw one here locally..... in the bike lane up the curb across the grass median and across the sidewalk. Well over ten feet long. Every bit of 8 inches fat, probably 10 inches would be a great start. My balls turned to ovaries and I was in the car.

This snake was a Jurrasic Park resident before he met his demise. He was probably your neighbor

At one time that was the largest snake caught in Florida.

 

[Chubaka]

This snake was a Jurrasic Park resident before he met his demise. He was probably your neighbor
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At one time that was the largest snake caught in Florida.

That's about right. I wish I had a dash cam back then.

 

[WickedFog]

That's about right. I wish I had a dash cam back then.

That one was over 18 feet. They have a 25' one in captivity in Florida. Dusty Crum went there to measure it for the world record on that show Guardians of the Glades, and I believe it came in a foot short of the world record, but it's probably still growing, and that was a few years ago.