How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?

[scottm]

Put him on a stage with a 600 pound tiger.

 

[Çh®i§tiªñ]

That is harsh!

But funny

Harsh man....

I need to come out and party with you guys!

 

[scottm]

Yes you do. I'll remind you of that fact in the middle of January, while we are bashing in 65°, and you are in -65!

 

[FastEddy]

Do alcoholic beverages freeze at -65? :trout:

 

[Çh®i§tiªñ]

Yes they do!

But before they get there, a couple beers usually explode in the process!

NEVER, I repeat, NEVER leave beer in the car in the winter here...