Hit by a pitch

[RatzoRC]

One of my sons plays baseball. So being that I always interact with the kids in his school, I decided the I would get up to bat during practice and hit some out to the kids. Thought it would be fun.
Well!
The kids on the team get nervous around me (they think I got my tattoo's in the joint....they think I was in jail...lol).
The pitcher was shaking when I stepped up to the plate, and I told him "hit me with that ball, and I'm coming to get you!
The first pitch came right at my head, which I swatted down with my hand.
Yes it hurt, but I couldn't show weakness to my son.
The second pitch hit me square in the back, and I asked the kid what he was doing.
Third pitch hit me right on the elbow, and thats when I charged the 10 year old on the mound, with the baseball bat in hand.
You had to see this little f**cker run.
It was all in fun. The parents were laughing their asses off, but the kid was really scared.
All in all, I have a hell of a swollen elbow, and have the baseball threads imprinted in my skin.
I'll see if the camera can pick up the thread mark.

 

[olds97_lss]

Sounds like the 10 year old has quite an arm on him. Maybe he needs glasses though... and a new pair of shorts!

 

[Nubster]

Wildthing !!!!!!!

 

[retarded pilot]

ratzo, you had deana & i laughing on that one! ...prision tats LOL

the kid was scared of course he wasn't going to pitch right

 

[NCNitro]

Ya big meanie, picking on a 10 year old. LOL

 

[NvNitro]

Ratzo, The way I read it was..It took three hits on ya to figure out to switch hit lol

 

[jetmechG550]

You gotta love prison ink! Man that's funny!

 

[SMaxxin]

LOL That would be worth the price of admission

 

[Buggyracer28]

Hahahaha I would pay to see that! I could just imagine LOL

 

[sweetdiesel]

LOL I bet that kids pants looked like 4u2nv.

 

[RatzoRC]

Well I just ran into the kids father at my other sons soccer game.
He came up to me and said we need to talk. I said "so talk".
He said; I heard you chased my son with a bat yesterday. I told him to "f**ckin relax", and that I was kidding.
Then explained that I wouldn't need a bat to take on a 10 yr old, and didn't need one to take him (the father) out either. Then I suggested he got out of my f**ckin face.
The thing that gets me, is that I was pretty friendly with the guy, and he knows how I play with the kids like that.
He's a penis.

I didn't jump the gun on the guy, he was looking for trouble, but he doesn't understand the pysco factor in my head.

I think he gets it now.

 

[ZANDOR]

I didn't jump the gun on the guy, he was looking for trouble, but he doesn't understand the pysco factor in my head.

LOL Rob you and would get along just fine Bro...LOL

"I" for the missing letter

 

[NCNitro]

LOL Rob you and would get along just fine Bro...LOL

you and.....?.........you forget something there killer, have another beer...

Rob when he said you needed to talk, I would have said, shure, hang on while I get my bat. Then I would have stood there twitching, clutching it in my hand.

 

[ZANDOR]

"I" Smart ass:whip:

LOL....

 

[NCNitro]

I Smart ass

LOL....

Yes, yes you are.

 

[Monkey Wrench]

So Ratzo, after the confrontation with the other kid's father, did you jump in your Billy Badass Prius and run his ass down?

 

[RatzoRC]

So Ratzo, after the confrontation with the other kid's father, did you jump in your Billy Badass Prius and run his ass down?

I'm gonna puta fat ass pipe on that bad boy.
This way when the electric motor switches to the 4 banger, you can listen to me go.....MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

 

[rossb]

The father should have known not to mess with Paulie Walnuts.

 

[vbgagnon]

So Ratzo, after the confrontation with the other kid's father, did you jump in your Billy Badass Prius and run his ass down?

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA


ROTFLMFAO thats some funny poo right there!!! HAHAHHAHAHA

 

[SpitFireV12RR]

lol

I play baseball...in Little League Majors. Going to move up to Juniors next year.

If you think that's anything bro...you've got another thing coming. I've been hit in the back, the elbow the leg, the chin, the hands(Usually on an inside pitch when I fully extend my arms), the helmet, almost the face, and some retard hit me on the shoe. Countless, I mean COUNTLESS free bases.

Anyhow, thats some funny s**t(I dunno why I didn't spell it out, but everyone is doing this ** thing since I left for awhile). If I was the kid, I would have ran to the dugout and grabbed another bat...lol

About the dad...what a d**k. Probally the nerdy nerd type people who live to annoy others?