Funny personal ad

[HeartBreak]

that poor car....omg lmfao

Hey now; that's the ultimate hood ornament... for a mack truck!

 

[Revo]

Somebody please pry my eyeballs out of my head with a fork then burn them with a torch AUGH I wanna be blind after seeing that!!!:microwave

I found this on Craigslist in the personals section:

"I'm looking for a white guy that is weird. Someone who likes to be choked, slapped, told what to do, someone who likes to take orders and obey commands, basically be treated like the bitch that you are. I'm a pretty normal gal, but I don't mind slapping a man oh I mean a bitch around. If you are missing the love you never got from your mom, please contact me. I would love to bitch slap your ass and spend your money. Before you reply you must agree that you are bitch, your life is worthless and your looking for a Queen to serve. Please be over 25. Send pix.

Candy"

Hmm, who should we hook her up with??

I dated her I think

 

[hamz9561]

Sounds like somebody's ex......

 

[WoodiE]

This sounds like a perfect match for Chris, if only he was still around...



-Michael

 

[scottm]

Yeah, El pirata too...

 

[Karl M]

High heal marks in his ears and a snail trail all the way up his chest.
Need I say more?

EEEWWWWW!!! Somehow I'm strangely turned on by the thought. NOT!

 

[Monkey Wrench]

She's been wonderful to me. She also wears a mood ring. When she's in a really good mood, it's bright blue, and when she's in a BAD mood it leaves a big red welt in the middle of my forehead.

Thanks Rolex! You owe me a keyboard! Another Bud bites the dust!

 

[Revo]

Ya knw the sick thing is that I bet sum1 is tapping the chick on the blue car.

 

[bentover]

Yeah, an elephant I'd say.