Funny personal ad

[scottm]

I found this on Craigslist in the personals section:

"I'm looking for a white guy that is weird. Someone who likes to be choked, slapped, told what to do, someone who likes to take orders and obey commands, basically be treated like the bitch that you are. I'm a pretty normal gal, but I don't mind slapping a man oh I mean a bitch around. If you are missing the love you never got from your mom, please contact me. I would love to bitch slap your ass and spend your money. Before you reply you must agree that you are bitch, your life is worthless and your looking for a Queen to serve. Please be over 25. Send pix.

Candy"

Hmm, who should we hook her up with??

 

[godale03]

I found this on Craigslist in the personals section:

"I'm looking for a white guy that is weird. Someone who likes to be choked, slapped, told what to do, someone who likes to take orders and obey commands, basically be treated like the bitch that you are. I'm a pretty normal gal, but I don't mind slapping a man oh I mean a bitch around. If you are missing the love you never got from your mom, please contact me. I would love to bitch slap your ass and spend your money. Before you reply you must agree that you are bitch, your life is worthless and your looking for a Queen to serve. Please be over 25. Send pix.

Candy"

Hmm, who should we hook her up with??

DAMN!!!

 

[FastEddy]

Hmm, who should we hook her up with??

YOU!!

 

[scottm]

Oh yeah I'm all over that!

 

[FastEddy]

Fight you for it!

 

[neobart]

I say let candy whoop both your asses and let her decide. :whip:

 

[Karl M]

Isn't that a typical marriage? With her you are just agree to it up front.

 

[bentover]

God I'm lonely.............................but not THAT desperate.

 

[Rolex]

I'm shaking all over. It's...it's like a dream come true. Someone to spend my money and bitch slap me. What more could a man want?

 

[FastEddy]

I'm shaking all over. It's...it's like a dream come true. Someone to spend my money and bitch slap me. What more could a man want?

High heal marks in his ears and a snail trail all the way up his chest.
Need I say more?

 

[nicholas655]

can you say ''dominatrix'' not that i would know what one does but....

 

[Monkey Wrench]

I got dibs!

 

[scottm]

I wanna set her up with Humbolt

 

[fastflee]

Ummmmmmmmm.............................................................................:OMG:

 

[ImBroken]

 

[rocknbil]

Sounds like my brother. Unfortunately, there are sufficient women of this type in this state, he's already been snagged up (see Oregon Butt Disease, otherwise known as OBD.)

 

[Rolex]

She's been wonderful to me. She also wears a mood ring. When she's in a really good mood, it's bright blue, and when she's in a BAD mood it leaves a big red welt in the middle of my forehead.

 

[olds97_lss]

......but not THAT desperate.

Your forum name would suggest otherwise. :flamer: :idea:

 

[neobart]

Oooooooh stings doesn't it. :bowned:

 

[fastflee]

that poor car....omg lmfao