Ok this is sooo cliche it's not funny but I have to let you hear it.
I have three kids.. My girl is 8, my youngest boy is ten, and my oldest is 13
You know how the rumors go around about the kid who stuck his tongue to the sign, there all over the place...
Well My kids leave for the bus stop, and about the time I expect to hear the bus, my daughter jess comes running in the house. Jess is hysterical, she can't talk she's blubbery and the tears are all over her face.
She says "Dylan stuck his tongue to the stop sign, and hes even bleeding" I jus6t started laughing, so we get dressed and walk down thinking it's no big deal. As we round the corner, there's this lady huddled around the stop sign trying to keep my boy warm.
He's holding back, but the tears are rolling down his face. He didn't just stick the tip of his tongue, he was trying to prove a point, tongues don't stick to metal. Well he gave the galvanized pole a big long lick, and the entire top of his tongue is frozen solid to the pole. What's worse is that he's been there for 7-10 minutes.
I seriously busted out laughing so hard his tongue's hanging out, and he sounds like hes got a sock in his mouth "Huup dud, huup mee, me thung ish shtuck too da poe" then i noticed it was serious.
The lady says, I tyred to pull it off, but it looked like it was going to rip in half. Not knowing wether to laugh, cry or justr fall over I went to the closest house to go get a cup of warm water, by the time I am back, he had ripped his tongue off the pole.
OMFG! He left some tongue on the pole lol.. Anyways Now we know that not only is the urban legend true, but it is propagated by naysayers, and little kids who set out to prove it wrong lol...
He's ten now, and everytime you mention it he blushes ducks his head, and says "Yeah that was me grrph"