Dont trust old people

[chuck3]

Especially rolex....

http://www.autoblog.com/2008/10/06/tire-slashing-granny-ordered-to-knit-sweaters-for-victims/?icid=100214839x1210509046x1200643543

 

[abadk9420]

I'm glad I don't park or live on here street...and I'm not much of a sweater person...

 

[alpinehyperlite]

Crazy ass old chica.

 

[BOUTCH]

Crazy ass old chica.

:whhooo:.....LMAO!!

 

[alpinehyperlite]

Id rather deal with 100 huge juice monkeys, than one old grandma, them bitches be crazy!!!! but the worst, are young drunk girls.

 

[BOUTCH]

Id rather deal with 100 huge juice monkeys

WTF is a juice monkey???

 

[BOUTCH]

EDIT: I like how me and boutch posted at teh same time the same thing lol.

OOOuu YA I'm faster...juice monkey??!??

LMFAO wtf is a juice monkey? edited out racist comment - NCNitro-


EDIT: I like how me and boutch posted at teh same time the same thing lol.

...its LOVE!!!

 

[cuz]

WTF is a juice monkey???

roid droid!! way easier to hit back than an old lady!!lol

 

[chuck3]

Id rather deal with 100 huge juice monkeys, than one old grandma, them bitches be crazy!!!! but the worst, are young drunk girls.

sounds like theres some storys behind that.

 

[alpinehyperlite]

a juice monkey is a steroid using dumbass. Juice is the "street" term for steroids, and monkey is a dumb ape. so a juice monkey would be a big steroided up idiot.

Class dismissed.

 

[h8z2luze]

gotcha. Juice is also slang for alcohol...

 

[Karl M]

I wonder how Rolex would handle the situation, isn't he about at that age? I would have thought he could drive on the cars with his muddy savage, but then that would mean he would have to drive his savage and commit a major sin, get his truck dirty. Hey maybe senility might set in and he will drive the savage.

 

[HeartBreak]

Somehow, I could picture Rolex jumping up and down in the middle of the street, waving his walking stick at people, calling them whippersnappers and young shavers. When that fails, he'd probably wait until after Jeopardy, and then polish his truck, while muttering rather weird (even for Rolex) stuff under his breath.

 

[GrudgE]

Id rather deal with 100 huge juice monkeys, than one old grandma, them bitches be crazy!!!! but the worst, are young drunk girls.

LMAO I am married 15 yrs and I dont believe there is any women that isnt 25% psychotic.

But on same note we had a incident in Reading, PA where a old guy shot another old fella over a Handi-cap parking spot they were arguing over on there street.

 

[WoodiE]

But on same note we had a incident in Reading, PA where a old guy shot another old fella over a Handi-cap parking spot they were arguing over on there street.

As bad as that is, that would be one heck of a scene to watch unfold. What do you do after you shoot the man? Park the car and go shopping for groceries?

 

[GrudgE]

No this spot was on the street they lived on between their houses they were battling for a while over who the spot was put there for. The dude shot him point blank middle of the day people everywhere outside. Then got in his car and drove off.

 

[alpinehyperlite]

Damn old people. there should be a place for people to go to retire. A home even. For them to just hang out, do their little old people dances, and play checkers.

 

[CharliesTheMan]

I can just see an oldman trying to flee the scene on a walker, with an OJ style police pursuit behind him, helicopter flying above and everything lol, creeping along at half a mile an hour with the guy screaming, "you wont take me alive, hell I'm already half dead!"

 

[Rolex]

I just got in a hell of a slug fest today in the mall parking lot.
Some dumb ass in a wheel chair tried to park in a regular spot.

So, granny moved to the old folks home. That explains why the tires are slashed on the van that takes us to WallMart.