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I was buying a bag of Puppy Chow at Wal-Mart and was standing in the check-out line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. Thinking that this was a pretty stupid question to ask, I told her that no, I didn't, but I was starting The Purina Diet again.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that it's nutritionally balanced. You just load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and eat one or two every time you feel hungry. They swell up, making you feel full, and give you most of the vitamins you need.
I told her that I'd lost 50 pounds in only 2 months the last time I did it, but I also ended up in the intensive care ward after lapsing into a coma that lasted several days.
Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital because it had poisoned me. I told her no, it was because I'd been sitting in the street licking my ass when a car hit me.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that it's nutritionally balanced. You just load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and eat one or two every time you feel hungry. They swell up, making you feel full, and give you most of the vitamins you need.
I told her that I'd lost 50 pounds in only 2 months the last time I did it, but I also ended up in the intensive care ward after lapsing into a coma that lasted several days.
Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital because it had poisoned me. I told her no, it was because I'd been sitting in the street licking my ass when a car hit me.
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