Conversation Gone Wrong

[StrechM]

A DINNER CONVERSATION GONE WRONG


WIFE: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?

HUSBAND: Definitely not!

WIFE: Why not - don't you like being married?

HUSBAND: Of course I do.

WIFE: Then why wouldn't you remarry?

HUSBAND: Okay, I'd get married again.

WIFE: You would? (With a hurtful look on her face.)

HUSBAND: (Makes audible groan.)

WIFE: Would you sleep with her in our bed?

HUSBAND: Where else would we sleep?

WIFE: Would you replace my pictures with hers?

HUSBAND: That would seem like the proper thing to do.

WIFE: Would you play golf with her?

HUSBAND: I guess so.

WIFE: Would she use my golf clubs?

HUSBAND: No, she's left handed.

WIFE: - - - Silence - - -

HUSBAND: poop....

 

[HumboldtBlazer]

Lmmfao!!!

 

[Maxx Trooper]

haahah lmfao. nice one man. lol left handed... hahaha

later

 

[WoodiE]

LMAO - I've heard that about a dozen times, but still find it funny.



-Michael

 

[mcvickj]

ROFLMAO! Good one!!

 

[robmob]

good one

 

[jon2]

question really should be ..Is she ambidexturous(sp?)?

still funny!!!!

 

[Team 17]

LMAO!! Too funny!

 

[lykan]

Doa'h ...poop

heh nice one

 

[drummerjamesh]

haha that was nice

 

[ZANDOR]

lmfao...now thats funny...

 

[Ryhton]

lmfao, you gotta love it

 

[Lessen]

lol! that's pretty good.. didn't see it comin