College Football Joke of the Day

[Monkey Wrench]

If you're a Michigan fan, it'd be better to skip this one!

One foggy night, a Buckeye fan was heading north from Columbus and a Michigan fan was driving south from Ann Arbor. While crossing a
narrow bridge, they hit each other head-on, mangling both cars.

The Michigan fan manages to climb out of his car and survey the damage. He looks at his twisted car and says, "Man, I'm lucky to be alive!"

Likewise, the Buckeye fan gets out of his car uninjured, he too feeling fortunate to have survived.

The Wolverine fan walks over to the Buckeye fan and says, "Hey, man, I think this is a sign that we should put away our petty differences and
live as friends instead of being rivals."

The Buckeye fan thinks for a moment and says, "You know, you're absolutely right! We should be friends. In fact, I'm going to see
if something else survived the wreck."

The Buckeye fan then pops open his trunk and removes a full, undamaged bottle of Jack Daniel's. He says to the Wolverine, "I think this is another sign we should toast to our newfound friendship."

The Wolverine fan agrees and grabs the bottle. After sucking down half of the bottle, the Wolverine fan hands it back to the Buckeye fan and says, "Your turn!"

The Buckeye fan calmly twists the cap back on the bottle, throws the rest of the bottle over the bridge into the river and says, "Nah, I think I'll just wait for the cops to show up."

GO BUCKS!​

 

[Mr T-Maxx]

He...He...He

Just further shows what a bunch of classless losers the Schmuckeyes are....

Have you been contacted by your alumni association for the Maurice Bail Fund?



All in fun Monkey Man....All in Fun!!


Mr T

 

[Candyman]

I was gonna say....I figured Maurice WAS the college football joke of the day.

 

[Monkey Wrench]

Really, this coming from a WVU fan (by the way, Mr. T, the WV governor called and needs his internet connection back) and a Syracuse fan (what, you guys 1-AA now?)

Truth is, Maurice is an idiot of such biblical proportions that words fail to describe him! He's making Mike Tyson look like a good guy!

No, no bail fund for that bonehead! OSU won't touch him for all the tea in China!

 

[Candyman]

Well, you're right about SU. Really there's only 1 way for us to get any worse. And dammit I'm not going to be happy with a "zero and" season.

I'm amazed by the amount of hype this guy still gets. He's been systematically imploding for how long now? Dude had the world in his hands. And he pissed it away. No sympathy here.

 

[Monkey Wrench]

No, none here either! Guy gets popped wearing a bullet-proof vest and 4 guns in his car then fights with the arresting officers.

He'll have fun in the Lucasville prison for sure!

 

[Mr T-Maxx]

Send him to a prison in Miami....The folks down there love him!!

As far as the internet connection goes....The Govenor and I live in the same trailer park..... The whole park is spliced into the same dial-up connection ... So keeps your high society jokes to yourself


Mr T

 

[SMaxxin]

The whole park is spliced into the same dial-up connection

I think thats code in all trailer parks