Bad-Bad Son! (Whats your moms Line?)

[olds97_lss]

My mothers reply when I call is: "Hi, Mike, Matt, Nathan.... Bryan!" At least she doesn't call me either of my sisters names... being the last of 6 has been fun.

I'm fairly certain I was the "ahem" mistake. My mother was 41 when she had me and my dad was 47. Nothing like going through teenage years with senior citizens. Although, it could explain my affinity to old people cars...

On more than one occasion, my fathers line is: "You have to be the milkman's kid... a son of mine would NEVER do anything that dumb!" (he's a preacher)

 

[Diver6127]

Guess he was getting down and dirty, "Preaching" to your mom.

 

[olds97_lss]

Gig - i - ty!

 

[greenwing7]

once my mom said that she wished she would have flushed me down the toilet as a kid ??? the funny part is that we are really close LOL

 

[supersavage]

When my mom gets pissy, she starts rambling names of all us kids and grandkids. Sometimes she passes it and names a few more, then realizes she passed it and gets really pissed. Funny as hell. My dad even laughs...poor woman! I think we made her lose her mind.

 

[digger]

once my mom said that she wished she would have flushed me down the toilet as a kid ???

That is definitely some funny poop there!!!
Most of the guys I work with are younger than me. I told one of em, his mama should've been giving head the night he was conceived. He had to think really hard on that one. Then he got mad an hour or 2 later. :shrug: