Bad-Bad Son! (Whats your moms Line?)

[FastEddy]

When Us boys grow to men and leave the house our moms never think we visit or call as often as we should. I have the quint essential "Jewish" Mom. I see her 3-4 times a week. Last Sunday I was *Close to where she lived and didn't stop by. Today on the phone she gives me this line.

If I died my corpse would rot and the bugs would have eaten me before "You" ever knew I was dead.

This is just one of many I have heard over the years.

What lines has your mom given you for being a bad son?

 

[bigmo]

she would say......

your never hear when i need ya

thats why i had you second

 

[cvec7]

Well, when I created a forum about my middle school and got suspended for a week, her response to me was: *~crying voice~* "How do you think I feel now? People think my son is a monster! I can't even show my face in public anymore! I'm going to make you ride your bike to the grocery store and such because I'm not coming out of this house! How do you feel now?!"


Lol, of course she went out shopping the next day... And, the whole community backed us up, and thought that I getting suspended was retarded. Hell, even some of the teachers found the site funny as hell, lol. Cause they printed up transcripts of the site, and gave them to like everyone, lol.

 

[FastEddy]

she would say......

your never hear when i need ya

thats why i had you second

OMG!
I love it.
Nothing like promoting sibling revelry

 

[Tarant]

Tarant's Mom:" I brought you in to this world I can still take you out.

I get that every once and a while

 

[4u2nv]

Me and my mom are very close, but when I pissed her off she would only threaten to tell my dad, like that was the ultimate punishment. Now when Shes pissy, she just tells me if I dont like it, to move out..lol.. (I just had to move back home a few months ago because of a deadbeat roommate who left me hanging with a bunch of bills)

 

[FastEddy]

How about.

Me: Hi mom, how are you?
Mom: I'm feeling weak.
Me: Why is that?
Mom: I haven eaten in 3 days.
Me: Why not?
Mom: I didn't want to have food in my mouth in case you called. me!

 

[ZANDOR]

ZANDOR's mom....Your brother came over today What did you do today

I get this all the time.
and I am 150 miles away

 

[Diver6127]

Here's our (mine and sl0eg1n's) mom's line ...
Just make sure that when I die you're not crying because you know it's all your fault.

Our line ...
Ok, we'll make sure everything is sold and split 50/50 so we'll be happy.

I know it sounds harsh but the facial expressions say it all. It's all in jest.

 

[ImBroken]

How about.

Me: Hi mom, how are you?
Mom: I'm feeling weak.
Me: Why is that?
Mom: I haven eaten in 3 days.
Me: Why not?
Mom: I didn't want to have food in my mouth in case you called. me!

LMAO... This thread is too funny.... That is something my mom would say...

 

[Plaidfish]

I used to get poop from mine til my daughter was born...then anytime she acted up on me I remind her that I can leave again just like when I was 16 and she'll never see the grandchild again.....HAHAHHAHAHA...I get the last laugh....unfortunatly I wasn't close to my mom growing up.....she was a single parent and worked alot when I was a kid.....wasn't until I had a recent rash of financial issues that her and I made nice nice and we can joke about stuff.....so I don't get guilted or any of that stuff....my girlfriend's mom is just of the hook w/ that poop though....."OH you can get yourself some new plants for your garden while mine dies in the sun....you never help me w/ my garden anymore....Do I have disease???" ........yes she's Jewish.....

 

[beason]

man thats some funny poop.. i dont see my mom much (300+ miles away) so when we do talk its not joking around its fun when she comes visit though.. you know your in trouble when she yells at you by your first middle AND last name!! lol

 

[Buggyracer28]

she would say......

your never hear when i need ya

thats why i had you second

Ouch!!!! :hammer:

 

[digger]

My favorite: "When you grow up, I hope you have one just like you!"

I'm 43 now and kinda calmed down. Not near the heathen I was anyway.
But... I'm the proud parent of a "20 year old bouncing baby drunk."

I have since apologized to my parents for being such an ass growing up. I don't go see them like I should, but I call every few days.

 

[FastEddy]

I'm the proud parent of a "20 year old bouncing baby drunk."

LMAO
Whats his mothers favorite line?

 

[digger]

Whats his mothers favorite line?

Would be interesting to know... We have been divorced since he was 4. Don't talk.
My guess would be, "Why do you have to act like your stupid-ass Dad?"

 

[Plaidfish]

good luck w/ that one digger...alcoholics can be too much to deal w/ sometimes.....the place I just moved to my neighbor is BAD Alcoholic....the only redeeming fact is he mixes it w/ oxicotin so he's just out cold all the time...the bad part is he gets his habit funded by mommy and daddy so he's never getting Kicked out....

 

[MustangMan]

When I DO call my mom I hear my dad in the background saying "who's that" and my mom replies "it's our son" and my dad yells out "we have a son? Really, if we had a son I would think he would call more than once a month!"

He's one of those talk in the background types, never gets on the phone, just asks the questions (which I can hear, duh!) and my mom repeats them. When she asks if I heard him I usually lie and say "no, what did he say" just so she has to repeat it!

 

[RatzoRC]

Every time I kid around and tease her, I usually get something like
"oh sure, you'll all be laughing when i'm gone! laughing about this at my funeral".
Italian mothers are just like jewish mothers Ed..

OYE

 

[Diver6127]

Here's our (mine and sl0eg1n's) mom's line ...
Just make sure that when I die you're not crying because you know it's all your fault.

Our line ...
Ok, we'll make sure everything is sold and split 50/50 so we'll be happy.

I know it sounds harsh but the facial expressions say it all. It's all in jest.

I also remember her responding to sl0eg1n and i with ...

Fine, when I die, I'm gonna leave everything to Tara (our African Grey Parrot).