Anyone here Jewish?

[Rolex]

Two Jewish men, Sid and Al, were sitting in a Mexican restaurant. Sid asked
Al, "Are there any people of our faith born and raised in Mexico?"

Al replied, "I don't know, let's ask our waiter."

When the waiter came by, Al asked him, "Are there any Mexican Jews?" and
the waiter said, "I don't know Senor, I'll ask the cooks."

He returned from the kitchen in a few minutes and said, "No sir, no Mexican
Jews." Al wasn't really satisfied with that and asked, "Are you
absolutely sure?"

The waiter said, "I will check again, Senor!" and went back into the
Kitchen.

While the waiter was away, Sid said, "I find it hard to believe that there
Are no Jews in Mexico , our people are scattered everywhere."

The waiter returned and said "Senor, the head cook said there is no Mexican
Jews."

"Are you certain?" Al asked once again. "I can't believe there are no
Mexican Jews!"

"Senor, I ask EVERYONE," replied the exasperated waiter, "All we have is
Orange Jews, Prune Jews, Tomato Jews, and Grape Jews

 

[olds97_lss]

I'm not sure if it's PC, but it's funny!

 

[Rolex]

Sure it's PC. It was sent to me by one of my best friends in California. She's Jewish, and surrounded by Mexicans. Oy! You should question her?

 

[Clintd]

oy vay or aidos mios.

LOL

 

[Hunter]

I'm not sure if it's PC, but it's funny!

Not PC. This is the USA and there are men and women fighting for your rights of free speach. And if we dont say the jokes we think are funny then there fighting for nothing.

Ok Ill get off my soap box now and add only one thing if you can't say the joke anywhere you should not say it at all. Me I thought it was funny and i would say it to anyone i meet.

 

[hamz9561]

Now that's funny, I don't care who you are.

 

[sweetdiesel]

Good one!