Damm andy go hit it!
If she is nuts just tell her that your CIA and can no longer take calls at your house..
And you can only see her from 12:00 am to 12:20AM Because thats the only time the FBI is not watching you
Damm andy go hit it!
If she is nuts just tell her that your CIA and can no longer take calls at your house..
And you can only see her from 12:00 am to 12:20AM Because thats the only time the FBI is not watching you
Actually she has 2 dogs 4 cats and 8 horses... And thats outside. Inside I know she has a iguanna, a Amevia (Lizard) and a old tortouise.. I'm sure she has more though. Shes a college proffesor, and I always had a thing for good lookin teachers, so I had to try..lol.. But yeah, the 20 calls a day, visits at all hours of the night and at least 3 a day got a little old. Thats whats retarded about messin with a neighbor.. When ya dont answer your phone they'll just come over.. not cool..lol
Tell her ya like whips and chains and give her one of those electronic dog collars to wear when she comes over. She'll never guess why you spent two days burying a dumb wire around your yard!!!
Tell her ya like whips and chains and give her one of those electronic dog collars to wear when she comes over. She'll never guess why you spent two days burying a dumb wire around your yard!!!
I like it!!! LOL - I'm gonna have to remember that one. I had one ex that actually wore a studded collar - Now that I think of it, she'd prolly fit right in with this thread.