Another Good Work story

[msly]

Check this... I was setting up a womens workstation today... she has a really killer body..... and happen to be sitting in such a way.... that her pants were pulling down in the back..... can you say thong... well the funny part is she had a tattoo just above her butt cheeks that said ~hottie~ ..... well i proceded to work on her computer... but to setup everything on her account i need to log in as the user... so i asked her to log in for me..... she said... here is my password.... its ~hottie~.... LOL I about fell out of my chair.... i just pictured her getting it from behind and asking her man.... he can you tell me what my password is again LOL

 

[beason]

whats bad is when you accidently find gigs of "adult" photos of the owner of the computers wife.. and shes standing right in front of you.. luckaly she didnt see that i saw and i had time to close it.. i was like oh sh*t

 

[FastEddy]

You should have said, Is your password ~hottie~ and watched the look on her face when she asked how you knew. :

 

[FastEddy]

One of my customers does VHS and Super-8 to DVD Transfer....
Need I say more.

 

[Plaidfish]

My cousin met everybody at my work when he was visiting here 2 years ago.....as we're leaving my office he's going apeshit about the office manager....she's a "hottie"....saying he knows her face from somewhere....yeah whatever that line don't work on women dude give it up....he gets back to NY and E-mails me pics of her......FROM PENTHOUSE MAGAZINE.......Sonja P was once Sonja McDaniel Sept. 93 Pet of the month....I have a difficult time looking at her now...LOL

 

[olds97_lss]

I have a difficult time looking at her now...LOL

Or do you have a difficult time not looking?

 

[CorradoPsi]

you should get yourself a copy of that issue, and ask her to sign it.

 

[Rolex]

One of my customers does VHS and Super-8 to DVD Transfer....
Need I say more.

No, you don't need to say more, just send us copies.

 

[Plaidfish]

you should get yourself a copy of that issue, and ask her to sign it.

She probably would.....ever hear the term hitting the wall.....she's goin 200mph and just about too....she just tried doing like 5 different diets but no excercise....I eat lunch w/ her at least 3 times a week and I get sick of hearing the bad husband stories....it's one of those marriage scenes that's like a bad train wreck...I just don't have the heart to tell her if she hits the wall he's gonna be gone...she's one of those women that needs to be told constantly how pretty she is...and the first guy that does so, will get the golden prize.....unfortunately I see bad future for her......
I have this horrible problem w/ not using women anymore cause I thought I caught the nasties from one while working at the tunnel in NYC.....I swore no more questionable holes....LMAO.....adn I've stayed pretty true to that statement....LOL...well mostly true....OK ...I've ridden some scooters since then but only a few......

 

[Cleaner]

ridden some scooters? kinda like a fat chick? fun to ride but wouldnt want yer friends seein ya on it.

 

[beason]

lmao!!!

 

[Plaidfish]

Eggzactly

 

[olds97_lss]

Fat chicks try harder...

 

[Diver6127]

Sonja P was once Sonja McDaniel Sept. 93 Pet of the month....I have a difficult time looking at her now...LOL

Probably more difficult not making it so "obvious" while looking at her. At least you can point things out now, even with your arms full. :idea:

 

[jon2]

Would have been better if the tatto said "enter here" :idea:

 

[Plaidfish]

^^^^LMFAO.... good one
I went to fantasy fest in Key west once I took a sharpie and wrote EXIT ONLY across my pants over my ass....every time some guy tried talking to me I smiled turned and pointed at my ass.....I met a lot of pretty cool people down there that way....gay and straight...that was the trip of the last "scooter" I rode.....

 

[jon2]

^^^^LMFAO.... good one
I went to fantasy fest in Key west once I took a sharpie and wrote EXIT ONLY across my pants over my ass....every time some guy tried talking to me I smiled turned and pointed at my ass.....I met a lot of pretty cool people down there that way....gay and straight...that was the trip of the last "scooter" I rode.....

Once huh?....

I actually want to take a trip there and expereince the east coast.

 

[Diver6127]

Would have been better if the tatto said "enter here" :idea:

There's so many possibilities
"Slippery when wet"
"High traffic area, honk before entering"
"No spitting"
"Employees must wash hands before returning to work"
"Go slow, men at work"
"Local delivery with permit only"

 

[Plaidfish]

Once huh?....

I actually want to take a trip there and expereince the east coast.

Yeah once for fantasy fest...it's almost as ccrazy as Marte Gras.....I design the Monroe County Schools HVAC Control System so i get to go there occasionally.....Key West is REALLY laid back....very big gay community....I have nothing against peoples prefferences but I've gotten a littel pissed a few times when you get comments about how "you don't know what you're missing" or something about being a homophobe.....or my favorite the derogatory term gays use for straight people, "breeders"....If I say not interested and they take it as that's that.... I'm cool with it....but you get a lot of what I call Militant gays down there...they think if you try screwing a man all of a sudden you'll see the light or something.....when I run into them I have to exert much self control, cause gay bashing is a huge problem from people that visit and don't know the "climate" down there, so the cops will automatically take their side......

 

[Got Nitro?]

There's so many possibilities
"Slippery when wet"
"High traffic area, honk before entering"
"No spitting"
"Employees must wash hands before returning to work"
"Go slow, men at work"
"Local delivery with permit only"

LMFAO :hammer: