Another Cop Joke

[El Pirata]

The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.

The CIA goes in.
They place animal informants throughout the forest.
They question all plant and mineral witnesses.
After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.

The FBI goes in.
After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies.
The rabbit had it coming.

The LAPD goes in.
They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear.
The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!"

 

[GilBeQuick]

hahaha that's funny as hell. and yes people, hell is funny.

 

[El Pirata]

Originally posted by GilBeQuick
hell is funny.

You must not have been married.

 

[GilBeQuick]

Not yet, I'm engaged.
Any words of wisdom to share?

 

[El Pirata]

DON'T DO IT!!!!!!!!!!

 

[GilBeQuick]

hahaha other than that. We've been living together for about 3 years now. We're married minus the papers ya know what I mean.

 

[El Pirata]

No, you don't know what that paper actually does. IT CHANGES EVERYTHING!

 

[cajunVFR]

After celebrating my 8th anniversery, I can tell ya it is only as good as you make it. Don't try to changee her now that you got papers, it don't work. Anybody else found out the dreades illness that wives get at the 2nd year mark? Mine suddenly came down with the no more naynay sickness. The ole standby hand had to be implemented.
Good luck GilBeQuick. I like the ring in my nose.

 

[wdavidhicks]

Marriage isn't a word.

It's a sentence.

 

[gutterboy]

Everyone told me not to do it, but I didnt listen. Its like cajun said, marriage is what you make it.

 

[El Pirata]

Originally posted by wdavidhicks
Marriage isn't a word.

It's a sentence.

Definately!

 

[GilBeQuick]

I'm looking forward to being married and raising some kids.
Hopefully there'll be a vaccination for that sickness by the time we get married!

 

[El Pirata]

You'd better hope so....

 

[cajunVFR]

Not yet!