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A man meets a beautiful blonde and decides he wants
to marry her right away.
She tells him they don't know anything about each
other. He tells her that
it's fine...they can learn about each other as they
go along. She consents,
they marry...then leave for their honeymoon to a
very nice resort.
One morning as they are lying by the pool, he gets
up from his towel. He
climbs the 10 meter board and fluidly performs a two
and a half tuck full
gainer followed by three rotations in a jackknife
position, then straightens
out and cuts the water like a knife. After a few
more demonstrations, he
comes back and eases back on his towel.
Very excited, she says, "That was incredible!"
"I used to be an Olympic diving champion," he says.
You see, I told you we'd
learn more about ourselves as we went along."
The blonde gets up, jumps in the pool, and starts
doing laps. After about
fifty laps, she climbs back out and lays down on her
towel, hardly out of
breath.
Very excited, he says, "That was incredible!" Were
you an Olympic endurance
swimmer?"
"No", she answers. "I was a hooker in Laredo, Texas,
and I worked both sides
of the river."
to marry her right away.
She tells him they don't know anything about each
other. He tells her that
it's fine...they can learn about each other as they
go along. She consents,
they marry...then leave for their honeymoon to a
very nice resort.
One morning as they are lying by the pool, he gets
up from his towel. He
climbs the 10 meter board and fluidly performs a two
and a half tuck full
gainer followed by three rotations in a jackknife
position, then straightens
out and cuts the water like a knife. After a few
more demonstrations, he
comes back and eases back on his towel.
Very excited, she says, "That was incredible!"
"I used to be an Olympic diving champion," he says.
You see, I told you we'd
learn more about ourselves as we went along."
The blonde gets up, jumps in the pool, and starts
doing laps. After about
fifty laps, she climbs back out and lays down on her
towel, hardly out of
breath.
Very excited, he says, "That was incredible!" Were
you an Olympic endurance
swimmer?"
"No", she answers. "I was a hooker in Laredo, Texas,
and I worked both sides
of the river."
