All about bras

[Rolex]

What Religion is Your Bra?

A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, 'I'd like to buy a bra for my wife.'
'What type of bra?' asked the clerk.
'Type?' inquires the man, 'There's more than one type?'
'Look around,' said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable.

'Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose.'
Relieved, the man asked about the types. The saleslady replied:
'There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?'

Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them.
The Saleslady responded, 'It is all really quite simple... '

The Catholic type supports the masses.
The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen,
The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright, and
The Baptist type makes mountains out of mole hills.

Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes?
If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed!

(A} Almost Boobs...
{B} Barely there.
{C} Can't Complain!
{D} Dang!
{DD} Double dang!
{E} Enormous!
{F} Fake.
{G} Get a Reduction.
{H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up !

 

[CharliesTheMan]

hahaha, I have to say, my last girlfriend had the largest boobs of anyone else I've dated, and that's the only thing I miss. I used to crawl on em with the Axial every night, and they were so perkey I could get full articulation on them.

 

[Rolex]

LMAO... would that put her in the Presbyterian 'E' catagory?

 

[CharliesTheMan]

No, the were double dang, but they were the only ones I'd ever seen that were that big and looked really nice, without being fake or sagging. She was only about 5' 6" as well, so they just seemed bigger from not being all nasty and saggy like most of the chicks that pack a serious load like that.

 

[WoodiE]

hahaha, I have to say, my last girlfriend had the largest boobs of anyone else I've dated, and that's the only thing I miss...

Me too.

 

[Hunter]

my last girlfriend had the largest boobs of anyone else I've dated, and that's the only thing I miss.

now I'm starting to miss her to

Oh and good Joke Rolax.

 

[Rolex]

LMAO! Now we're all starting to miss her.

 

[BOUTCH]

good Joke Rolax.

He he he!!!

 

[Rolex]

That should be RELAX.
Good catch BOTCH. he he he .

 

[neobart]

We all miss a good place to rest our head.

 

[chip cross]

Boobies are great, I likem' .

 

[BOUTCH]

that should be relax.
Good catch botch. He he he . :d

RoflmfaO!!!!