well,, i wouldnt consider you to be an idiot... have you seen youtube latly!! youll be just fine, some guys dont put enough in.. one or two drops down the carb doesn't do anything.. like cupoot said.. pull the fuel line of, put five down the carb throat and five or so down the plug port.. open up the carb and giver a couple rips.. I've over done it a few times. but still starts fairly easy..