A real woman is a man's best friend

[frickenjoey]

A real woman is a man's best friend.

She will never stand him up and never let him down.
She will reassure him when he feels insecure and comfort him after a bad day.
She will inspire him to do things he never thought he could do; to
live without fear and forget regret.
She will enable him to express his deepest emotions and give in to
his most intimate desires.
She will make sure he always feels as though he's the most
handsome man in the room and will enable him to be the most confident,
sexy, seductive and invincible...

No wait...Sorry.​

I'm thinking of whiskey. It's whiskey that does all that poop.​

Never mind.

 

[HPI-Killer]

LMAO!! I'm not a whiskey guy but Tequila and Jagerbombs make me feel the same way. Then after all that sometimes you get your noodle wet and wonder if its cheating haha

 

[Rolex]

LMFAO!!!
I had no idea what was coming.

 

[Lessen]

LMAO! The better half didnt find it quite as entertaining though

 

[hamz9561]

rofl...............

 

[beason]

my girl laughed.. but i may be sleeping on the couch tonight :\

 

[mtaylortank]

That was funny as hell!!!! Haven't shown the old lady yet. Don't know if I should. L.o.l.

 

[Racer 1966]

I knew from the title this was a JOKE!

 

[mtaylortank]

Oh come on you didn't think there was some lucky guy out there l.o.l.

Its a good thing I wasn't trying to say that to anyone me laughing woulda giving that away real quick!!!!!
I showed the old lady and she chuckled so I guess no couch in my future.... Haha that was a good one though!!!!!!!!

 

[frickenjoey]

I read it to the wife and she thought it was pretty funny....so as long as she does...it's all good.