A Little Something For Alpine

[Newsboy]

Here ya go! Hope it has not been posted.

A trucker is driving down a country road late at night, all of a sudden something pops up in his headlights and he hits something. He stops, gets out and has a look at the damage while he calls his boss. "Boss! Boss! I think I just ran over a pig!" he says. The boss replies "Are you okay?! is the truck okay?!" to which the driver answers "Yes boss, it's just a bit messy." The boss relaxes a bit, and before hanging up tells him to grab the axe behind the seat and chop the pig up for the dogs back home, and to call him if there's any more hassles.

The driver calls him ten minutes later, with a hassle. He told his boss, Scroll down for punch line















"Boss! Boss! I chopped him up like you said, but...what do I do with his patrol bike??"

 

[hamz9561]

Damn!?!

 

[revo_rob_1984]

ummmmmm. . . [SIGN]WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/SIGN]

 

[SMaxxin]

Was it supposed to be funny or is this your way of saying you want to chop up Alpine?

 

[alpinehyperlite]

No one really calls us pigs anymore..........

 

[h8z2luze]

Lol kinda rough

 

[Newsboy]

Nah it was written to be funny. Saw it today when I went to my local police community center. I knew Alpine was the cop so I thought it would be more funny directed that way.

 

[hamz9561]

No one really calls us pigs anymore..........

Yeah they refer to you as either public pork products or State Swine....... :::::

 

[Lessen]

Yeah they refer to you as either public pork products or State Swine....... ::::

and in the hood the rookies are known as fresh white meat.:

 

[WoodiE]

No one really calls us pigs anymore..........

Well done pig, well done.

 

[alpinehyperlite]

Nah, i get called A-hole and D-bag more than anything. HAHA I been called Nazi more than anything. I guess its cuz the shaved head......idk.

 

[Rolex]

Back when pig was the over used derogatory term, I saw a bumper sticker that said,
"Hate cops? Need help?
Call a hippie".

Thanks for what you do, Gestapo.

 

[alpinehyperlite]

Sieg Heil!

 

[Rolex]

Ya Vool.