A Joke for Rolex

[Racer 1966]

A Cow, an Ant and an Old Fart are debating on who is the greatest of the three of them.



The Cow: I give 50 litres of milk every day and that's why I am the greatest!!



The Ant: I work day and night, summer and winter, I can carry 52 times my own weight
and that's why I am the greatest!!




























Why are you scrolling down? It's your turn to say something...

 

[Rolex]

I'm NOT laughing.

















Rolex: I have the power to ban your ass with a simple click of my mouse.
Now THAT makes ME the greatest, and NOW I'm laughing.

 

[darkslayor24]

...burn

 

[Racer 1966]

I'm NOT laughing.

















Rolex: I have the power to ban your ass with a simple click of my mouse.
Now THAT makes ME the greatest, and NOW I'm laughing.

But you like me

 

[Rolex]

Hey! What are we doing today?

 

[Racer 1966]

Hey! What are we doing today?

Trying to have a little fun at your expense while trying to sell some of my projects

 

[hamz9561]

Hey! What are we doing today?

What we do every day, Pinky. Trying to take over the world.....:::