A Joke for El Pirata

[NCNitro]

A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and
asks in the sweetest little lisp, "Excuthe me,
mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?"

As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down
on his knees, so that he's on her level, and asks,
"Do you want a widdle white wabbit or a thoft and
fuwwy bwack wabbit or maybe one like that cute
widdle bwown wabbit over there?"

She, in turn blushes, rocks on her heels, puts
her hands on her knees, leans forward and says
in a quiet voice,

"I don't fink my pet python weally gives a thit."

 

[Smurfola212]

:normal: THATS SO FUNNY! :cheerful:

 

[maxxtrac]

that is hillarous

 

[TINY_MAXX]

thats a good one

 

[KoRnKiD]

Lol

 

[RobH]

good joke. what was the point of them talking in a lithp?

 

[El Pirata]

Originally posted by NCNitro
A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and
asks in the sweetest little lisp, "Excuthe me,
mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?"

As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down
on his knees, so that he's on her level, and asks,
"Do you want a widdle white wabbit or a thoft and
fuwwy bwack wabbit or maybe one like that cute
widdle bwown wabbit over there?"

She, in turn blushes, rocks on her heels, puts
her hands on her knees, leans forward and says
in a quiet voice,

"I don't fink my pet python weally gives a thit."

Dude ROCK ON!!!!!

 

[RaCinJason399]

LMFAO:OMG:

 

[NCNitro]

El, when I got that in my e-mail I thought of you right away, I knew you would appreciate that one.

BTW have a safe trip to west coast. Take care man.

 

[El Pirata]

Rock on dude. That's just the lift I needed after this long, long, long (did I mention it was long) day of loading the ship.