Peter met Sharon in a nightclub.
They enjoyed each other's company very much and at the end of the
evening Sharon invited Peter to her place, where they quickly got
involved in a passionate and energetic session of sex.
Finally, tired and satisfied, they both lay back in the bed and
snuggled up close to each other. After a short while, Sharon began
tenderly stroking Peter's manhood.
Surprised but appreciative, Peter comments, "Surely you can't be
ready for more already?"
Sharon replies, "No, but every now and then I get a bit nostalgic,
and miss the days when I had mine."
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A police officer patroling his route on nite happens to see an old drunk standing on the curb crying. so the police officer pulls over.
"What seems to be the problem?" asked the officer.
The drunk says "I think my peepee fell off! When i went to pee i just noticed it in my hand."
"Let me see your hand." says the ofificer.
The drunk opens his hand and shows the officer what he is holding. The officer chuckles at first then replies.
"That's not your peepee sir, that's your cigar"
The drunks says "OH NO I SMOKED MY MY peepee!!!" =devil
They enjoyed each other's company very much and at the end of the
evening Sharon invited Peter to her place, where they quickly got
involved in a passionate and energetic session of sex.
Finally, tired and satisfied, they both lay back in the bed and
snuggled up close to each other. After a short while, Sharon began
tenderly stroking Peter's manhood.
Surprised but appreciative, Peter comments, "Surely you can't be
ready for more already?"
Sharon replies, "No, but every now and then I get a bit nostalgic,
and miss the days when I had mine."
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
A police officer patroling his route on nite happens to see an old drunk standing on the curb crying. so the police officer pulls over.
"What seems to be the problem?" asked the officer.
The drunk says "I think my peepee fell off! When i went to pee i just noticed it in my hand."
"Let me see your hand." says the ofificer.
The drunk opens his hand and shows the officer what he is holding. The officer chuckles at first then replies.
"That's not your peepee sir, that's your cigar"
The drunks says "OH NO I SMOKED MY MY peepee!!!" =devil
