Yet Another Joke!

[SilentHunterKellen]

The efficiency expert concluded his lecture with a note of caution. "You don't want to try these techniques at home."

"Why not?" asked someone from the back of the audience.

"I watched my wife's routine at breakfast for years," the expert explained." She made lots of trips to the refrigerator, stove, table and cabinets, often carrying just a single item at a time. 'Hon,' I suggested, 'Why don't you try carrying several things at once?'"

The voice from the back asked, "Did it save time?"

The expert replied, "Actually, yes. It used to take her 20 minutes to get breakfast ready. Now I do it in seven."

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[Kevrone]

......... ..... That is soooo funny , but at the same time sooo true!!!!


Very good joke!

 

[SilentHunterKellen]

Thank you. More on the way...waiting for inspiration and/or hear some jokes. These come from Skool and E-Mail's
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[El Pirata]

I was figuring the punch line would have been a punch and it took the man longer to cook since his eyes are swollen shut.

 

[SilentHunterKellen]

That would be funny TOO!
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[El Pirata]

Actually that'd be reality.

 

[SilentHunterKellen]

Family Circus.
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