Yankee fans: (DO NOT LOOK HERE!)

[FastEddy]

Q: What has 400 feet and 4 teeth?
A: The first row of the bleachers at Yankee Stadium.

-Yankee Stamps-
Did you hear that the Post Office just recalled their latest stamps?
They had pictures of Yankees players on them ...people couldn't figure out which side to spit on.

-Yankee Fans on a Bike-
Q: If you see a Yankees fan on a bicycle, why should you never swerve to hit him?
A: There's a good chance it's your bicycle.

-Yankee fans and Sperm-
Q: What do Yankees fans and sperm have in common?
A: One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.

-Yankees in the Sand-
Q: What do you have when 100 Yankees fans are buried up to their neck in sand?
A: Not enough sand.

-Dead Dog and a Yankee Fan-
Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead Yankees fan in the road?
A: There are skid marks in front of the dog.

-Birth Control-
Q: What do Yankees fans use for birth control?
A: Their personalities.

-Two Bullets...-
Q: You're trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake, and a Yankees fan. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do?
A: Shoot the Yankees Fan.......Twice!

-Eyes lit up-
Q: How do you get a Yankee fans eyes to light up?
A: Shine a flashlight in his ear!

-Big Foot and a Yankee fan-
Q: What's the difference between Bigfoot and a smart Yankee fan?
A: Big Foot has actually been sited before!

-Yankee's quick humor-
Q: How do you make a Yankee fan laugh on Monday?
A: Tell them a joke on Friday!

-Yankee IQ test-
Q:what does your average yankee fan get on an I.Q. test?
A: Drool!

 

[vbgagnon]

I like, I like!!

 

[AC48]

LOL, Nice!

 

[SpOrK01]

HAHA Thats some funny stuff.

 

[Rolex]

OW, ow, ouch.......Damn, FastEddy, I used to think we were buds.
It's not as bad as it used to be, since I moved out of New York, so I'll forgive you, but you'll be hearing from a few others......
Diver, Ratzo, go get him.

 

[FastEddy]

Don't shoot the messenger!
I just posted an e-mail I got.
It was from a friend that owns the Yankee Eatery. His restraint not 50 feet from the stadium just as you come out from the subway. It one of those hole in the walls that has a roll up door. He serves pizza and beer and has a little BBQ setup during the home games.

Did I ever say I wasn't a fan?

 

[Rolex]

So, how close did YOUR team get to the playoffs this year?
Judging by some of the lines in your 'alleged' Email, it was originally written for another team, and re-written for the Yankees.

 

[FRIDGE]

that aint right yankees fans aint do nothin. but the question is "Who Pedros daddy?" "And all i can say now is New "Jork" "Jankees" my daddy"

 

[FastEddy]

So, how close did YOUR team get to the playoffs this year?

I haven't been following baseball to close this year. Someone tell me, How close DID the Lakers come?

 

[FRIDGE]

laker= garbage 76er's will rock them any day

 

[Rolex]

I haven't been following baseball to close this year. Someone tell me, How close DID the Lakers come?

In Baseball? I think they would do pretty good, since they get to swing at a much larger ball. There's also the advantage of the other teams gloves being WAY too small.
But then there's the physics thing of a ball that size, velocity and air resistance divided by gravitational pull and the whole magnus effect.
Once they get it figured out, they might have a chance.

 

[c3racing0082]

:dancin: Not This Year Evil Empire !!!!!!!! Again . Maybe Next Year !!
Boo Ya .

 

[mcvickj]

LMAO. Awesome post Eddy. This is the perfect thing I need to tease a few Yankees fans at work. I think I'm going to tape it to their monitors tomorrow before they get into work. :thumbup:

 

[whitecat]

man.... I'm surprised by the reception... the vast majority of these are just different renditions of the old "indian" jokes from a few years back
here's another:

how do you save an indian from drowning? lift up your foot

 

[scottm]

Yeah those are modified blond/lawyer/you-name-it jokes, but it should be enough to get Candyman worked up. No one can resist soemthing that says don't look here!