women dosen't know when to shut up!

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abadk9420

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The wife from Hell.............

A police officer pulls over a speeding car.
The officer says, 'I clocked you at 80
miles per hour, sir.'

The driver says, 'Gee, officer, I had it on
cruise control at 60; perhaps your radar
gun needs calibrating

Not looking up from her knitting the wife
says from the passenger seat: 'Now
don't be silly, dear -- you know that this
car doesn't have cruise control.'

As the officer writes out the ticket, the
driver looks over at his wife and growls,

'Can't you please keep your mouth shut
for once?'

The wife smiles demurely and says, 'Well
dear you should be thankful your radar
detector went off when it did or your
speed would have been higher.'

As the officer makes out the second
ticket for the illegal radar detector unit,
the man glowers at his wife and says
through clenched teeth,

'Woman, can't you keep your mouth
shut?'

The officer frowns and says, 'And I notice
that you're not wearing your seat belt, sir.
That's an automatic $175 fine.'

The driver says, 'Yeah, well, you see,
officer, I had it on, but I took it off when
you pulled me over so that I could get my
license out of my back pocket.'

The wife says, 'Now, dear, you know very
well that you didn't have your seat belt
on. You never wear your seat belt when
you're driving.'

And as the police officer is writing out
the third ticket, the driver turns to his
wife and barks, 'WHY DON'T YOU
PLEASE SHUT UP??'

The officer looks over at the woman and
asks, 'Does your husband always talk to
you this way, Ma'am?'

(I love this part)

'Only when he's been drinking', she
replies.
 
That's also the reason they don't fart. They never shut up long enough for pressure to build.
 
The wife from Hell.............

A police officer pulls over a speeding car.
The officer says, 'I clocked you at 80
miles per hour, sir.'

The driver says, 'Gee, officer, I had it on
cruise control at 60; perhaps your radar
gun needs calibrating

Not looking up from her knitting the wife
says from the passenger seat: 'Now
don't be silly, dear -- you know that this
car doesn't have cruise control.'

As the officer writes out the ticket, the
driver looks over at his wife and growls,

'Can't you please keep your mouth shut
for once?'

The wife smiles demurely and says, 'Well
dear you should be thankful your radar
detector went off when it did or your
speed would have been higher.'

As the officer makes out the second
ticket for the illegal radar detector unit,
the man glowers at his wife and says
through clenched teeth,

'Woman, can't you keep your mouth
shut?'

The officer frowns and says, 'And I notice
that you're not wearing your seat belt, sir.
That's an automatic $175 fine.'

The driver says, 'Yeah, well, you see,
officer, I had it on, but I took it off when
you pulled me over so that I could get my
license out of my back pocket.'

The wife says, 'Now, dear, you know very
well that you didn't have your seat belt
on. You never wear your seat belt when
you're driving.'

And as the police officer is writing out
the third ticket, the driver turns to his
wife and barks, 'WHY DON'T YOU
PLEASE SHUT UP??'

The officer looks over at the woman and
asks, 'Does your husband always talk to
you this way, Ma'am?'

(I love this part)

'Only when he's been drinking', she
replies.

That's also the reason they don't fart. They never shut up long enough for pressure to build.

Now that's good stuff right there.
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Well done men.
 

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