I forgot my wallet a few years ago when I went to Walmart. I went to pay at the self checkout when I realized it… unfortunately for me I had my debit card in my back pocket that had broken in half.
Me not wanting to leave a cart full of groceries there for 40 minutes so I can run home, I proceeded to use half of my debit card.

Can you guess what happens next? It got stuck in the chip reader.

I almost had it out when the overly helpful lady came by and tried to help and made it worse. I became an entire spectacle in the self check out lane… there was like 3 employees trying to “help” me.