Even worst:
Peppered Beard
That name will absolutely inflict fear in no one!
You would think that the Sharpie idea would be sound. But, what if while treating his beard, he gets completely high from the fume, falls down the stairs, ends up in traction at the hospital, catches COVID while at the hospital, and then they just end up having to shave his beard. Moral of the story is, if you don't like the color of your hair.......tough

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