The difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'

[abadk9420]

A young boy went up to his father and asked him, 'Dad, what is the
difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?'



The father thought for a moment, then answered, 'Go ask your mother if

she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then ask your

sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and

then ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million

dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that.'



So the boy went to his mother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad

Pitt for a million dollars?'

The mother replied, 'Of course I would! We could really use that money

to fix up the house and send you kids to a great University!'



The boy then went to his sister and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad

Pitt for a million dollars?'



The girl replied, 'Oh my Gawd! I LOVE Brad Pitt I would sleep with him

in a heartbeat, are you nuts?'



The boy then went to his brother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad

Pitt for a million dollars?'

'Of course,' the brother replied. 'Do you know what a million bucks would buy?'



The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to his dad.



His father asked him, 'Did you find out the difference between

'potentially' and 'realistically'?'



The boy replied, 'Yes, 'Potentially', you and I are sitting on three

million dollars..



But 'realistically', we're living with two hookers and a homo.:

 

[bentover]

That one never gets old, just a whole lot dirtier!

 

[slowngreen]

LMAO!!! thats damn good lol, gotta remember this one.

 

[Behemoth Nitro]

Yep!
Heard it before but but still managed a hearty chuckle.

 

[joneser4u]

man you owe me a keyboard and monitor cleaning. almost fell outa my chair! great stuff.

 

[Hunter]

Tha's a winner.