Stupid, stupid RAT

[El Pirata]

As I was feeding my snakes a few minutes ago one of the stupid rats bit me right on my knuckle. It hurts like hell and drew a ton of blood. I think I got my revenge since the only rats I actually touch are the ones that are not eaten of the one I feed my Python which prefers it's food dead, or nearly so. This was the later example. I whacked that stupid rat against the wall as hard as I could. For added measure I whacked it again. The second hit I might add that the skin on the tail, which is where I was holding the rat, actually came off leaving the skin from a rat's tail in my hand and a dead rodent on the floor. Anyway, I feel better seeing my Python eat that rat now. So much for my serenity.

 

[NCNitro]

El Pirata, you might want to look into anger management classes

 

[WoodiE]

Though funny as hell, i to recommend seeking anger management classes.

LoL


-WoodiE

 

[NCNitro]

WoodiE, that most likely is a direct result of his military training, thats exactly the kind of guy we want defending the country, LOL We just need to keep him away from civilians......and rats

 

[El Pirata]

Like I said, the rats get fed to my snakes. This really messes up my nearly nonexistant typing skills!

 

[nitroboy543]

I have a baby boa, he is about 5 feet long, and eats "jumbo rats" from petco LOL i also have a pueblo milk snake

 

[El Pirata]

Generally at 5 feet the boas are no longer babies, they are almost mature, though a far cry from fully grown. Generally by their third year you can start breeding them. Got any pics of your snake? I'll post some pics of my snakes in a few minutes.

 

[mcvickj]

It sounds like throwing the rat against the wall gives a new meaning to fast food.

 

[El Pirata]

Something like that. For the record I didn't throw it against the wall, I was still holding onto the tail.

 

[nitro dave]

Originally posted by El Pirata
Something like that. For the record I didn't throw it against the wall, I was still holding onto the tail.

so it was more like bashing? Something you always have been good at right?

 

[El Pirata]

Yeah, something like that.

 

[FastEddy]

I guess technically, I should move this thread to the bashing forum.

 

[El Pirata]

For what? Talking about lashing out irrationally at a rat is a flame?

 

[mjanwo]

el pirata the mighty rat slayer....funny damn story!

 

[El Pirata]

I finally took off the bandaid too...

 

[mjanwo]

maybe the story will go like spiderman..you may start exhibiting rat tendencies....love for cheese...fear of cats...better keep an eye out:spidey:

 

[El Pirata]

Yeah, that'd be great My snakes would have a great reatone to not like Rat Man!

 

[mjanwo]

FEAR THE RAT MAN....you may have got yourself a new title

 

[El Pirata]

Great another nickname for me, just when I thought I could have no more!

 

[Maxxcrazy88]

hey EP you got enough snakes????