One day a BLonde and a redhead were on an elevator together. After a few floors an attractive man walked on and the two women soon found themselves drooling over him. They both Noticed that he had a bad case of dandruff.
After the man got off the elevator the redhead said to the blonde, "wow what a hottie he needs some head and shoulders though."
to which the blonde replied, "how in the hell do you give someone shoulders?"
Three men died and went to heaven. Saint Peter met them at the pearly gates and told them that the kind of vehicle they would be allowed to drive in heaven depended on their past lives.
He told the first man he would be allowed to drive a Cadillac as he had lived a good life and had never cheated on his wife.
He told the second he could have a motorcycle because he had only cheated on his wife the once and he had regretted it.
Then he told the third guy he would only be allowed a bicycle because he had cheated on his wife a lot.
Some time later, the guy on his bicycle spotted the man in the Cadillac crying.
He asked why he was crying since he had such a nice car. The man replied, "I just saw my wife go by on a skateboard!"
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After the man got off the elevator the redhead said to the blonde, "wow what a hottie he needs some head and shoulders though."
to which the blonde replied, "how in the hell do you give someone shoulders?"
Three men died and went to heaven. Saint Peter met them at the pearly gates and told them that the kind of vehicle they would be allowed to drive in heaven depended on their past lives.
He told the first man he would be allowed to drive a Cadillac as he had lived a good life and had never cheated on his wife.
He told the second he could have a motorcycle because he had only cheated on his wife the once and he had regretted it.
Then he told the third guy he would only be allowed a bicycle because he had cheated on his wife a lot.
Some time later, the guy on his bicycle spotted the man in the Cadillac crying.
He asked why he was crying since he had such a nice car. The man replied, "I just saw my wife go by on a skateboard!"
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