So. I went to Disney again, here's a story.

[RatzoRC]

Me, my wife, two sons, (11 and 8), and daughter (4), are waiting for the monorail.

A couple standing next to us, Islamic couple, are wearing the full garb.
He, is in the long gown with the cap, long beard, the works.
She is in a full black berka, with the eye slit. So you can see nothing but her eyes.

My younger son is asking this woman things, but I'm not paying attention. When i finally realize what he's doing (my 8 year old) is trying to show her his karate move's...I asked him what the hell he was doing, and he let everyone know (LOUDLY) that there was a real live Ninja standing right next to him.
He wouldn't shut up about it, so i had to move my spot.
My older son called him an idiot, and Loudly corrected him by telling him "it's not a ninja stupid, it's a terrorist"!

I said "way to go guys". lets get an ice cream.

One of the many highlights.

 

[HeartBreak]

At least you're raising them up correctly, man. They could have called her a ghost with a severe sunburn.

 

[WoodiE]

I'm in tears again... I had to tell that to my co-workers after you told me and it took about 5mins to tell because I couldn't stop laughing.



-Michael

 

[SMaxxin]

You have to love the blunt honesty of children LOL

 

[godale03]

OMG!!! That is freakin hilarious!!!!! Gotta love the innocence of our youth. That was too funny... thanks for sharing my friend.

Tom

 

[Tweak]

How did she respond?

 

[frickenjoey]

Wow...good times....that is about the time when you point, yell "Hey is that Elvis?" and run the other way when everyone looks. I would have died. But that is damn good....

 

[sweetdiesel]

LMFAO that is too funny!

 

[Candyman]

Your kids rule.
It's amazing what comes out of their mouths. I would have looked for the nearest rock to crawl under...

 

[Lessen]

It's amazing what comes out of their mouths. I would have looked for the nearest rock to crawl under...

OMG! your not kidding. How embarassing... Kids are funny though. sheesh

 

[NCNitro]

LMFAO!!! That's great!

 

[jon2]

That was classic children's tact or lack there of. My eldest son does the same thing to me. He tries to "whisper" to me that the persone next to him has bad breath or smells bad. Just glad he has not said someone was butt-ugly. I have used that term... I wam still waiting for that moment.


I wish I was there to hear your kids say it. Classic!

 

[RatzoRC]

How did she respond?

No response. Just looked at me, as if I said it.
I shrugged my shoulders and walked away.

Be honest, I couldn't see her face to see her reaction.

 

[HeartBreak]

No response. Just looked at me, as if I said it.
I shrugged my shoulders and walked away.

Be honest, I couldn't see her face to see her reaction.

You mean she looked at you? Dude, she could have given you the death blow. Not many ninjas' look at their victims and let them live.

 

[Plaidfish]

LMFAO....I pee'd my pants man....kids are great that way....

 

[Burgers8]

thats hilarious. i feel bad for you, how embarrasing. I've never been to disney.

 

[Rolex]

"it's not a ninja stupid, it's a terrorist"!

That's absolutely hysterical. I'll be telling that story to a lot of people. Coming from kids, that's just so perfect. Both remarks!!

 

[RatzoRC]

I've never been to disney.

Even if you have, you havent lived, untill you've gone with my kids!

Anyone remember the when i almost got arrested for assult on Mickey Mouse?

 

[bentover]

Dude! You totally deserve a "Parent of the Year" award, hell, why not a nomination for the RCNTthingy going on!

 

[Karl M]

So, you assaulted the head rat. Did Mickey bring Donald to go mid-evil on you? lol