I was out at the bar down the street from my house lastnight and this couple sitting a few seats down the bar from me started arguing...they were just in earshot so I could make out a bit of what they were saying...apparently he fu**ed her best friend and she in turn fu**ed his best friend to get revenge on him...he learned about her fu**ing his best friend right there in the bar while I'm sitting there...so what does he do? he cold cocks the bit** and she flies off her stool and was sprawled on the ground...being the gentleman I am, I picked her up off the ground and then knocked the fu**er out for hitting the lady...about this time the bar was in a commotion and I figured I should probably gtfo before the po po show up..so, I run outside, I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, The license plate said "fresh" and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cat was rare, But I thought "Nah forget it, Yo home to Bel Air." I pulled up to the house about seven or eight, and I yelled to the cabby "Yo homes, smell ya later." Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.
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So I was part of a bar fight last night
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So did the broad get pissed that you knocked out her man? Or does that just happen in movies and t.v....
Ahhh.... Ya lost me at the cab ride bro...
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ImBroken said:
Fresh Prince theme song
eNforcer said:
up until the point where you hit him.
just my
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Hahahaha 
That never happened to me, someone wrote that up on the internet for the purpose of adding that funny little twist at the end.
Hell, I don't even leave my basement.. I heard there are bears outside :jet:
That never happened to me, someone wrote that up on the internet for the purpose of adding that funny little twist at the end.
Hell, I don't even leave my basement.. I heard there are bears outside :jet:
You should be safe from the bears....they're actracted to the menstration......
eNforcer - Where you located at where there are Bears outside?
WoodiE said:
Zoo...?
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LOL my friends dad did that once while we were in the bar, thing was he knew the guy and he had just had too much to drink, he saw the guy the next week and he was very apologetic he knew he was in the wrong for being a drunk dumb ass
woodie there are bears practically all over the US and I mean the wild ones not the ones in zoos they are from east to west coast, from arkansas to canada
woodie there are bears practically all over the US and I mean the wild ones not the ones in zoos they are from east to west coast, from arkansas to canada
lol.. I thoguth ya were serious till midway too..lol...
Last bar fight I saw (I rarely fight unless I really have too) a bunch of hillbillies from Texas wooped the poop out this dude who was like 60. One guy hit him and knocked him out. When he fell back it sounded like a pumpkin hitting the pavement when his head hit it. Then the dude went out and greabbed a big cable from his near by truck and like 10 dudes stomped on this guy. I called 911 and and when the cops showed up (about 10 minutes for the cops to come 4 blocks) I was standing with some buddies by my truck and the cops swarmed us and actually bumped the front of my truck and cracked the bumper cover.. Anyway, when I pointed them to the dude laying on the ground and told him the dudes ran into the hotel, they finally let us go. All I saw was the dude get hauled away in a ambulance. Never saw if they caught the dudes or not. The next day in the paper it said the guy suffered brain damage and was in a induced coma because of brain injuries... poop was crazy.. I had a pukey feeling in my gut the whole time.. If there would have been like 10 of them and 3 of us, I would have at least tried to stop it..
Last bar fight I saw (I rarely fight unless I really have too) a bunch of hillbillies from Texas wooped the poop out this dude who was like 60. One guy hit him and knocked him out. When he fell back it sounded like a pumpkin hitting the pavement when his head hit it. Then the dude went out and greabbed a big cable from his near by truck and like 10 dudes stomped on this guy. I called 911 and and when the cops showed up (about 10 minutes for the cops to come 4 blocks) I was standing with some buddies by my truck and the cops swarmed us and actually bumped the front of my truck and cracked the bumper cover.. Anyway, when I pointed them to the dude laying on the ground and told him the dudes ran into the hotel, they finally let us go. All I saw was the dude get hauled away in a ambulance. Never saw if they caught the dudes or not. The next day in the paper it said the guy suffered brain damage and was in a induced coma because of brain injuries... poop was crazy.. I had a pukey feeling in my gut the whole time.. If there would have been like 10 of them and 3 of us, I would have at least tried to stop it..
ZANDOR said:
only if you are illegally carrying your's into a place that sells booze......
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damn. well my sister was in a bar fight this weekend. and she's the nicest person in the world. wouldn't hurt anyone. well her and her boyfriend were dancing and this place is packed. A girl and my sister kept bumping into each other and this chick turns around right as my sister turns around and the girl swings for my sis. My sister dodged the punch and threw a right jab and knocked her down and gave her a black eye. hahahahha. not to mention my sis's boyfriend is 6'5" and 260. and built so if anything else would have happened he could of taken them out.
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