Sail-Equipped RC Car

[Penguin Fart Racing]

Am a PRO at starting stuff buf never completing. A charter membef of PROCRASTINATOR'S ANNONYMOUS, I collect somewhat spooky stuff; hence the rest of this post. Had an accident while racing my RED CAT Three Wheeled S-TRYK-R ( PIX ). It flew off a jump and hit my RAGE ECLIPSE 650 ( PIX ). When the dust cleared, a strange sight emerged. It had both three wheels and a sail ! WHISKEY TANGO FOXTROT ? After some searching I found my hybrid to be a LANDYACHT ( http://www.modellandyachts.com/ ) called a B.A.T. 2. Something similar happened when I crashed ( happens a lot for me ) my LT-40 ( https://sigmfg.com/collections/sig-kits/products/sig-lt-40-trainer-kit ) into my very tired, very old heli. What was left was an AUTOGYRO from FLYING BALSA similar to the attached kit PIX. OK, I have a case of THE GALLOPING WIERDS. With both my BAT 2 and AUTOGYRO awaiting their turn on my building table. QUERY, does anyone else in this forum like/have/run oddities like these ? I used to write short stories for ACTION PURSUIT GAMES decades ago. Do you think anyone would take the time to read some very short stories about RC ?