Rolexs' One Day Working At Wal-Mart

[robmob]

So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, a good find for many retirees, Rolex lasted less than a day. About two hours into his first day on the job a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

As Rolex had been instructed, he said pleasantly, 'Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there.. Are they twins?' The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'

So Rolex replied, 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am, I just couldn't believe someone slept with you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.'

Rolexs' supervisor said he probably wasn't cut out for this line of work.

 

[slowngreen]

HA HA HA! Thats great.

 

[HPIguy]

LMAO....rob your sig and avatar are scaring me.

 

[robmob]

My Little Pony...My Little Pony
What will today's adventure be?
My Little Pony...My Little Pony
Will there be exciting sights to see?
Where will you wander? Hither and yonder
Letting your heart be your guide
My Little Pony...My Little Pony
I'll be there right by your side
I'll be there right by your side

 

[ThunderTiger]

is it me rob or are becoming a child again and converting to a girly ??? hehe j/k bud

It is scary though !!!

 

[HPIguy]

My Little Pony...My Little Pony
What will today's adventure be?
My Little Pony...My Little Pony
Will there be exciting sights to see?
Where will you wander? Hither and yonder
Letting your heart be your guide
My Little Pony...My Little Pony
I'll be there right by your side
I'll be there right by your side

LMAO, remind me to NEVER make a bet with ANY of you guys on here.

 

[Rolex]

My Little Pony...My Little Pony
What will today's adventure be?
My Little Pony...My Little Pony
Will there be exciting sights to see?
Where will you wander? Hither and yonder
Letting your heart be your guide
My Little Pony...My Little Pony
I'll be there right by your side
I'll be there right by your side

That's VERY disturbing, that you would know that.
I'll make sure Chris Hanson keeps an eye on you.

Well, off to my new job as a greeter at Sam's Club.

 

[syphon68]

My Little Pony...My Little Pony
What will today's adventure be?
My Little Pony...My Little Pony
Will there be exciting sights to see?
Where will you wander? Hither and yonder
Letting your heart be your guide
My Little Pony...My Little Pony
I'll be there right by your side
I'll be there right by your side

I was at the Tattoo shop getting some work done the other day and one of the artist showed me his my lil pony tattoo on his arm that he got on a dare, keep in mind he is heavily tattooed so it didn't stick out but funny none the less

 

[HPIguy]

I'll make sure Chris Hanson keeps an eye on you.

Yeah Rob, why don't you have a seat right over there.

 

[godale03]

My Little Pony...My Little Pony
What will today's adventure be?
My Little Pony...My Little Pony
Will there be exciting sights to see?
Where will you wander? Hither and yonder
Letting your heart be your guide
My Little Pony...My Little Pony
I'll be there right by your side
I'll be there right by your side

Go My Little Colts!!!!

 

[Rolex]

Go My Little Colts!!!!

You misspelled a word.

It should be GEAUX my little Colts!!!!

 

[flm_savage]

 

[Rolex]

ROFLMFAO!!!!
I'm HOWLING!!!

That's absolutely hysterical!!!!

 

[HPIguy]

^^This place is awesome, never fails to make me laugh.

 

[RC Addict]

That just ain't right. But neither are Rob's av' and sig'...

 

[godale03]

You misspelled a word.

It should be GEAUX my little Colts!!!!

You would think at this point I would have spelled it right! LOL

 

[frickenjoey]

Man I am glad I didn't make any bets on that game.....no telling what they would have me end up with....lol. Rolex....Sams Club treating you and better?

 

[RC Addict]

"Welcome to WalMart. Get your poop and get out!" -- Jeff Dunham's puppet Walter

 

[Rolex]

Rolex....Sams Club treating you and better?

No, only made it a few hours there. Some lady with a stroller complained that one of the employees had insulted her by telling her she had a really ugly baby.
I have no idea why she got so upset when I offered her a $5 gift card and a banana for her chimp.

 

[olds97_lss]

No, only made it a few hours there. Some lady with a stroller complained that one of the employees had insulted her by telling her she had a really ugly baby.
I have no idea why she got so upset when I offered her a $5 gift card and a banana for her chimp.

You are one funny dude!!!! I'm actually sitting here laughing!!! lol!