Really Stupid Thief's

[Got Nitro?]

Earlly this morning some dumbass broke into my moms 87 honda accord,my moms car is the biggest piece of poop on the block,theres a ford pinto that is nicer,anyways,this retard ripped out all of the wiring in the dash,trying to hotwire the car,he managed to total the car by doing so,the retard couldn't get the ingition to work with a screw driver,so the dumbass hotwired the car,except when he did it,he hotwired the cruise control,in hopes to start it,well after that didn't work the retard couldn't figure out how to start it,and he somehow managed to hotwire the horn so it would blow,at 5 in the morning, i don't know if this guy was just dumb or what,but when i went and shut the horn off this moring after he broke into it,he managed to tear apart parts of the dash,in hopes of getting it started,this guy is among the dumbest i have ever seen,i guess he only wanted to drive in one direction with the steering wheel being locked,but he did steal a portable cd player,and that was it,i guess the retard decided he wouldn't get caught,oh no,this dumbass stood down the street watching me talking to the cops,do you get any dumber than that? i meen seriouslly,they don't get any dumber than that


and just to give you a clue on how stupid this guy is,my next door neighbors have 2 03 mustang gt convertibles,with the doors unlocked,yet he tried stealing a honda,also my dad just came in and told me the dumbass also tried hot wireing the wipers,and the stereo in hopes of getting the car started,he told me if that guy was any dumber he would just beat him with a baseball bat,but i hope that guy get's a nice long jail sentence,i should see him in court if we have to go,unfourtantlly i was the first one to the crime scene of a retard.

 

[Plaidfish]

cause he should've been able to start that one w/ a screwdriver.....ever body I know w/ the old hondas can do it......at least any before 90 I think it is....

 

[Plaidfish]

If your gonna be dumb you better be tough

 

[Got Nitro?]

he tried,with my dad's nice craftsman screwdriver,but he bent it all to hell and trashed the ignition,i don't know how he managed to bend the screwdriver blade,my dad and the cops said it had to of taken him at least 30 mins to do all that damage,and the retard left all of his tools behind,also a lighter and a knife,some people are just dumb

my dad's out there working on the car now,he said all of the wires that go to the ignition are color coded and labeled,my dad just got the collum unlocked as soon as he hit it with a screw driver,this guy is really dumb.

 

[Buggyracer28]

Holy poop! That sucks, Ian.... Wow that guy is dumb. I bet I could figure out how to hotwire a car and I'm only 14.... At least he DIDN'T steal the car or your mom would be in even more poop then she already is for expenses.

 

[Got Nitro?]

Great new's,cops just stoped by,they told me that one guy conffesed to stealing the car,and he ratted out his buddy,so they both are getting felonys and i have to testify in court against them or w/e they call it,and eric,that guy is a retard,i even coulda done it.

he didn't steal the car,no that woulda been the good thing to do,then the insurance woulda covered it,now we don't have a car that works,it's cheaper to have it crushed.unfourtantlly

 

[Buncrana]

Seriously, stealing a car is like cooking, if you don't know how, your gonna f-up. As for the steering lock, once the power steering kicks in, it's easy enough to break.

 

[Got Nitro?]

yeah but the guy ripped everything out of the dash,he blew all the fuses,he couldn't get it started,theres about $3000 in damage to the car,it's a loss of cause really,he beat the poop outta everything in there,there's hammer marks on the colum,but we should get restitution on the vehicle damage.

 

[Buncrana]

Crackhead?

 

[Tarant]

Ya people are just stupid, Did you guys hear about the guy whent in to a store and tryed to steal some beer, but the lady working the register sayd no you dont look old enough to drink beer, so he pulled out his ID and showed it to her.

Or some other guy walked in to a bank and pulled out a 20 dollar bill , acted like he was making a deposite, so he when to the teller and put the 20 down and demanded all the money. so the lady put the money in the bag and he bolted. But he left his 20 and the bank had just had all the money picked up by the armord truck. so all he got was 15 dollars.

 

[NCNitro]

Crackhead?

LMAO! I was thinking the exact same thing, lol.

 

[Got Nitro?]

The guy who stole the car,is a crackhead,him and his buddys are well known.and i would be pissed if i rob a bank and lost $5

 

[micro07]

my freind has to start his hond a with a screwdriver every morning
hahaha

dumbass
sorry to hear about the damages

 

[jmarzilli]

Police Say Man Trying to Burglarize a Car Locked Himself in the Trunk and Was Swiftly Arrested
04-26-2005 6:58 AM

FRESNO, Calif. -- A man attempting to burglarize a car over the weekend locked himself in the trunk and was swiftly arrested, police said.

A security guard at an apartment complex in southeast Fresno followed a trail of blood to a banging noise coming from the trunk in the early morning hours Sunday.

Authorities responding to the scene expected to find a victim, but instead discovered the burglar.

"Genius, pure genius," said Fresno County Sheriff's Lt. Louis Hernandez.

Police said he cut himself on the door of another car he'd broken into, then trickled blood across the parking lot to the car he eventually locked himself inside.

The man initially told authorities he had been hit on the head and stuffed in the trunk, but police found items stolen from another vehicle inside the trunk with the suspect.

"He popped the trunk from the inside and crawled back there, ransacking every inch," Hernandez said. "But then he grabs the trunk to heave himself out and closes it on top of him. He's got to be the dumbest criminal of the day."

The man was taken to University Medical Center to be treated for cuts, then to the Fresno County Jail to be booked on two counts of theft.

Police did not identify the suspect.


Copyright 2005 The Associated Press. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed.

 

[Got Nitro?]

Only in californa.

 

[4u2nv]

Well today I saw on the news that over the last week, this guy had 3 of his bushes ripped out of his yard, over 2 different nights. So After replacing them for the 3rd time, he set up a camera and got a dude on there stealing them!! They showed the footage, and he did it all nice and put it in a burlap sack and just took off runnin...lol.. What a nut job

 

[Buggyracer28]

he didn't steal the car,no that woulda been the good thing to do,then the insurance woulda covered it,now we don't have a car that works,it's cheaper to have it crushed.unfourtantlly

O yeah... LOL. Forgot about the whole insurance thing LOL. duhhh..... That really sucks man.... Will insurance pay for any of it?

 

[.21Rc10GT]

Well today I saw on the news that over the last week, this guy had 3 of his bushes ripped out of his yard, over 2 different nights. So After replacing them for the 3rd time, he set up a camera and got a dude on there stealing them!! They showed the footage, and he did it all nice and put it in a burlap sack and just took off runnin...lol.. What a nut job

Oh my god! That is so funny! Hey, maybe he was too poor to buy his own bushes!

 

[Got Nitro?]

O yeah... LOL. Forgot about the whole insurance thing LOL. duhhh..... That really sucks man.... Will insurance pay for any of it?

Nope,they don't cover it,but at least that damn car was outta my hair,less than 5 mins to get it hotwired ourselves,it make's me wonder how that guy steels cars,oh well ill enjoy hearing about him when my dad goes to work(dads works for the jail :hammer: )

 

[kwong2001]

So neither the car insurance or homeowner's insurance will cover it? Surely the homeowner's will