sitting at a red light one morning i watched a homeless guy sitting on the sidewalk shoot what I'm assuming was heroin.
intersection of Cerritos ave and Camden Dr. he was on the residential side of the street almost in front of someone's house.
then there was that time i saw a homeless guy poop between 2 cars parked on the side of the street. he stopped, dropped, plopped, hitched up his pants and kept on walking like nothing had happened.
then there was the time i saw a homeless guy laying down on the grass along side the street with his pants down, he appeared to be whipping his ass with a towel.
then there was the time i saw a homeless lady very slowly walking down the street in a daze with nothing on from the waist down.
then there was the time i saw a homeless guy taking a bath at the car wash. (i mean, at least he was bathing i guess)
then there was the time i saw a Karen giving a Corvette driver crap for backing his car into a spot in the back of the parking lot. i did the same thing but with a Toyota Tacoma and she didn't say anything to me.
then there was the time i was in Target and the kid (maybe about 4yo) in line in front of me told him mom he had to go poddy and she told him they were almost home and to wait, and he

his pants like 30 seconds later. she acted like nothing happened but we were all standing there smelling it and the kid was walking funny. it was like wtf lady.
then there was the idiot this morning in the right lane that slowed, signaled and attempted to turn right at every intersection and side street only to dart across 3 lanes of traffic at the last second to make a left turn. CRV go figure.
then this one time back in early high school me and a friend were ridding our bikes on the trail along the riverbed and some old guy stopped us and asked us if we wanted to see a dead body. we were like naw, were good dude. and he rode off like nothing happened and me and my friend were like wtf was that?