Practical joke

[robmob]

Got home from work yesterday and my daughter and her friend had TP'd my entire walk-in closet. They must have went through 3 rolls in the process.

The wife allowed it to happen since she has her own closet and it didn't affect her.

It was funny as hell and completely unprovoked on my part.

My revenge will come in due time when she has long forgotten what she has done.

I wish I had taken a pic of the closet.

 

[Rolex]

You mean none of THEM took a photo either?

 

[Lessen]

There must be a photo somewhere... The wife is hiding something. I think an interrogation is in order.

 

[robmob]

I will confiscate my wifes digi cam when I get home.

You are right, there must be a pic of it.

 

[Hunter]

Ok I have one question how old are they? tell us so we all can give you some idea's on how to best get them back I have a great one but it only works while at the beach or camping.

 

[robmob]

They are 11.

 

[digger]

It's their way of showing ya love.

 

[frickenjoey]

Oh yeah that is good times.....I filled a guys cube up at work (back in the office job days) level full with shredded paper.....he was super happy when he came back from vacation...lol. Have to find the pictures.

 

[robmob]

The best at work for me was to get those stink bombs in little glass vials. I would attach them to the their chairs in such a way that when they leaned back it would break the vial and the stench would quickly fill the room. That never got old.

 

[Rolex]

We used to get tubes of lacquer tint and put a smear under their light switches, then turn them off. Shortly after they returned, they'd head back out to the bathroom and spend 15 minutes trying to get their hand clean. A tube of oil paint works equally well. Dark blue was my favorite.
It amused us greatly for well over 2 years.

 

[robmob]

We also had the old Vaseline on the door knob trick. That happened almost weekly.

One time a guy actually coated the toilet set with Vaseline specifically to get the guy who comes to work and immediately has to take a dump. I don't think I ever laughed so hard.

 

[nitrogator]

when i was in the army we used to put saran wrap under the lid of the toilet and man when someone would use the toilet what a mess.we had fun with that for a while.we always got the new guys.

 

[marauder]

One morning I open the cabinet to get my cereal out, the next thing I know there is a broken egg on the counter top. Now, when I'm first waking up that confuses the heck out of me. I sat there literally 5 minutes trying to figure out why I got an egg out of the fridge and how it broke on the counter.

Come to find out, she cleverly placed an egg in the cabinet in such a way that it would fall out and make a huge mess. I'm shocked that it didn't hit me in the face, she put it on the top shelf to make certain that it went splat.

Overall COMPLETELY unexpected. She also got me with the rubber banded sink sprayer trick that same day.

 

[ImBroken]

She also got me with the rubber banded sink sprayer trick that same day.

I love that one... Got my wife a few times... Never gets old...

It can also make your best bud scream like a lil girl... lol