Wooo hoooo! The Jolly Fat Man hooked me up! Man, I am so WHACK!
From Santa:
- FastEddy's "exclusive" Upgrade Pit Man! Now, I'll look like a pro at the track (right up to when I put my rig on the ground!)
- "Pirates of the Caribbean-Dead Man's Chest" (That Johnny Depp is just dreamy!"
- A very, very cool stadium blanket that has a picture of my two kids "woven" into it. It's not a picture sewed on, but is comprised of the threads they used.
From my Son:
- A sweet new baseball hat (I always wear a hat, except at work) that features his original art. Truly a one-of-a-kind!
From my Daughter:
- A rubber chicken (hey, she's four and used her own money!"
From my Wife:
- A very nice new shirt.
- A Butterfinger candy bar the size of Rhode Island!
From my Parents:
- A new bottle of Gorilla glue (good poop, man!)
- A winning lottery ticket! ($20.00, only one in the family to win!)
- A slick pair of mechanic's gloves. They have huge magnets on the top to hold screws and such!
From my Brother:
- $100.00 cash with a note reading, "To be used on RC's ONLY!" Oh, don't twist my arm, man!
Best part. though? Watching my kids dive in and having a great time and the look on my wife's face when I gave her a years worth of maid services at the house! My parents gave my son a RC hover craft. Too bad he hasn't had a chance to play with it, yet (I grabbed it and immediately drained the first pack, claiming I needed to "test it".) My brother gave him this very, very cool R2D2 robot that responds to voice commands. I'm not sure who's had more fun with it, my boy or me?
Glad to see everyone's having a super day! Konz, you may think that RC car is useless and pathetic, but anything that can carry a beer for you is worth it's weight in gold!