Peple are so...

[SkyMaxx]

It looks like you met the woman from our Private Property bash session down here in Virginia Beach. I knew that she couldn't be a local.

Soap the windshields, flour/dough the car, sugar the fuel tank, unscrew the valve stem cap and insert a straight pin or hobby pin down the direction of air flow (this punctures the tire so to speak and every time they put air in, you get a slow leak that is near undetectable.), stuff something deep into the muffler (like a sock or two...use a broom stick to tamp it deep into the muffler), super glue the key holes (always a classic)...

The list just goes on an on. A person can abuse a car everyway from Sunday. That can border on the illegal so you have to watch yourself.

Finally, nothing has quite the same visual impact as a house that has been properly TP-ed. Add some eggs into the mix and the person has a mess that will take a while to clean up. Always, a fun thing to watch.

 

[Kevrone]

Hey sky what does the socks in the muffler do? Does it have to do with to much back pressure, or just plain not being able to get rid if the exhaust?? I have never heard of this one. That would be cool if the muffler would explode.

 

[SkyMaxx]

Kind of the same thing a banana or some other item in the tail pipe...kind of causes the car to stall out. I don't think it could cause the muffler to explode, but that would be pretty cool.

You could always stuff a string of M80 (firecrackers) deep into the muffler. As things heat up, they get the surprise of their life when those things cook off and go BOOM.

 

[El Pirata]

C'mon, if you really want to be a nice person you just drop a few packs of sugar from Denny's into the gas tank.

 

[NCNitro]

Personally I feel that vandalizing someones property is the cowards way out. If I have a problem with someone I am going to take it up with the person, not his belongings. If need be I would prefer laying one upside some assholes head as opposed to messing up his stuff, thats just cowardly! If you don't have the balls to do that then just sit home and cry about it.

I am also glad none of you are my neighbors

 

[El Pirata]

True but revenge is a dish best served cold!

 

[x_789]

Man look at this NC is holding him self above is all I feel so small... X

 

[El Pirata]

He'll get his one day too....

 

[NCNitro]

No X ,I don't hold myself above anyone. I just feel if you have an issue with a person have enough balls to stand face to face with that person or shut up. Just my feelings, vandalism is the cowards way out.

 

[El Pirata]

I can't agree with balls in face comment, but if that's you I am not above anyone else to say this is right or wrong.

 

[x_789]

Well its scary but I do agree with NC on this also. The thing that is scary is that hes from the south...

Now I really don't like the vandalism route either even though I gave a few ways to do maximum damage. X

 

[NCNitro]

El, did you learn to read in school? where in my post does it say anything about balls in anyones face? It sounds like you may have a personal hidden fetish that I really dont care to know about.

 

[El Pirata]

Nope, I dropped out of kindergarten.

 

[NCNitro]

Ok , that explains ALOT!

 

[Fett]

I agree with NC on this one. Don't take it our on their belongings. Take it out on them!

Although, nothing says " I love you" quite like an M-80 in the gas tank!

 

[RaCinJason399]

LOL GUYS this is crazy i didnt think this would get this big but i am planing on trashing her car... i like the aircract striper (x789) and i am planing to superglue the keyholes, and i do know her name and adress and every thing else like that so the card would be a nice idea... and ill probibly plug up the exaust and put sugar in the gas tank... thanks for all the plans and the ideas.. hehehe well i might try each one... that would be fun...

but shes a bit*ch so i can't settle it man to man u knwo what i mean hahah

 

[Fett]

Dude, I hope you know that most of us (I hope) are just joking with you. Talking about things we all would like to do at one time or another. Don't trash her car. All you need to do is annoy the hell out of her. As long as you're within the boundries of legality, there's nothing she can do about it.

 

[RaCinJason399]

well I'm planing on doing somethin to her dude this is bull poop.... noone else cares but her... so that pisses me off and shes gettin it.

 

[x_789]

Well Jason I have to agree with Fett man its not worth causing any physical damage to any of her sheit. This could cost you big time if you got caught. Also if you think ah I am to smart to get caught did most people in prision or with a wrap sheet.

Its really not worth getting in more trouble just fing legal ways to piss her off, with out causing damage to her property.

I recommend driving your r/r in the street infront of her house for a while. Prank phone calls late at night. Just use a cheapo calling card from walmart that way they can't caller id or *69 you. Stuff like that would be the only thing I would recommend or just cuss the Fbombing biatch out to her face.. That is considering your dad wound't beat you as$ which mine would as soon as my mom got done beating it. Or you can just blow it off and be glad you had a place to vent it like here and just move on... X

 

[nitro dave]

dude, I'm with X and Fett for the most part. You didn't get into any real trouble, let it go and get over it. You can't control what people are going to do or say, you can just control how you respond.

Didn't the cops say you were okay? So what is the big deal? Find out the name of the cop you talked to and use that as defense.