Peple are so...

[RaCinJason399]

Today I decided to go for a ride down to a field by me.. well i went and i was riding for a hour or so on my 4 wheeler and on my way back guess who was siting at the opening of the trail (this woman called on me) .. A Cop I was so F*cken pissed... He told me "it was ok" to ride where I was riding then the person who calls the houses from the pliice station told my mom that i was tresspasing and next time I go back there on anything i will get arrested for tresspassing... Well the officer told me there was no problem with it... so what does that tell you they have no fuc@in clue what they were doing... as for the jelious B*tch that called the cops shes got something coming soon... lol ( teepee her house whit a few of my friends) well the moral of the story is that people are jelious and that cops need to stop smokin the crack and learn how to communicate with eacother...

 

[x_789]

Well I dont know why she was jealous i think anal would be a better choice of words. Also if you retaliate to quickly it will be obvious who did it and you will be a marked man at that point. But if you are determined to do something I always prefered eggs more than T.P. Just let them sit on the porch a day or so... X

 

[RaCinJason399]

I was also thinking the bag of dog poop and lite it on fire... that is impossible to get off the porch....

 

[Çh®i§tiªñ]

Nahhhhh.... You got it all wrong! Either Pepsi or Eggs on the hood of the car in the middle of July. Bad things man BAD THINGS!

I can't believe I would even promote such behavior.......

 

[mjime714]

Super glue in the key holes of her car! Not so obvious, and it does not look like sabotage at first glance. :coffee

 

[RaCinJason399]

I like the eggs or pepsi on the car roof... but the super glue is more my style...

as soon as it gets nice man ill get them...

 

[Kevrone]

another trick is an oreo cookie. Yuo seperate the m and stick them to the car. It leaves little round circles were it removed the paint.

 

[Çh®i§tiªñ]

LOL @ Kevrone! Never knew that one. The Pepsi and Eggs take the paint right off too! What a bitch!

 

[El Pirata]

Originally posted by x_789
Well I dont know why she was jealous i think anal would be a better choice of words. Also if you retaliate to quickly it will be obvious who did it and you will be a marked man at that point. But if you are determined to do something I always prefered eggs more than T.P. Just let them sit on the porch a day or so... X

Only a few days??? man you have to be nore creative than that, weeks are better. This is really a case where more is better. Also, after having been on feces burning in Honduras, burning feces makes people more aware that someone really does not like them better than rotten eggs reminds them. Kinda like a hallmark card, when you care enough to send the very best.

I do agree on waiting for a few weeks to take the blame off you. If she's that anal then she's likely to tick someone off in the very near future.

 

[Çh®i§tiªñ]

If you can find out her name, send her a real nice hallmark card, a 'wish things could have been different' kind of card, and sign it "Your Real Father"

 

[Maxxcrazy88]

or bologna will take the paint off too...

Never done that before...:sneaky: well only a couple of ricers but they don't count..

 

[KoRnKiD]

pee in the gas tank thats what i did to a cop car its like sugar but undectable

 

[El Pirata]

Yeah but did you ever pee on a cop car while the cop is in the car harassing your drunk friends???

 

[KoRnKiD]

LOL Hahah thats good ^

 

[Maxxcrazy88]

not YET.... thanks for the Idea...

 

[KoRnKiD]

maybe i should do that to my teachers car he has a nice corvette Z06 he always pisses me off but then again thats a nice car so never mind

 

[x_789]

Ok well if we are talking about cars you don't want to do major damage not enough for them to fix it instead just put a few drops of Break Fluid on the Drivers side Fender placement is important this way they see it everytime the get in the car. It will not make the paint come off instead it will fade the poop out of what ever it touchs in a minutes so it will be a couple really anoying spots that iwll drive the person mad. Or just say screw it and get a gallon of aircraft striper that will take it to paint in less than 10 minutes very sad ...

Lastly if someone really pisses you off what you do is signtheir ass up for nambla news letter and naken teen boys mag and poop like that send money order or cash so it can't be traced. The don't have it mailed to them have it mailed to all the neighbors in the if they are 412 E woodward send it with their name on it to 414 and 410 just send poop to every neighbor but with thier name on that way the neighbors start talking and think they are sick F@#$ X

 

[Maxxcrazy88]

x would you have experience in this matter???:sneaky: 8-0

 

[Kevrone]

If you are looking to have fun with cars....... You take and put a egg in the gas tank. It will head to the fuel p/u tube ( due to suction) The car will starve for gas. When they shut it off and the tank depressureises. the egg will move away from the p/u tube. Hence an anoying, but a very effective way to screw with someone.

It is funny as hell to watch the confused bastard try to figure it out too!!!

Wow and all of this poop we eat!! Funky!! Who would of thought??

 

[El Pirata]

They tend to frown on this one. They also tend to notice you have fallen down the stairs several times before you get to jail. Heck a black eye and a broken nose never hurt anyone.