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StrechM

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It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial
cost and blamed it on the cost of living.

It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world
end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try and pass
them.

Laughing stock - cattle with a sense of humor.

You can't have everything, where would you put it?

Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of
the world's population.

If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

Eat right. Stay fit. Die anyway.

The things that come to those that wait may be the things
left by those who got there first.

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man
to fish and he will sit in a boat drinking beer all day.

Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.

Shin: A device for finding furniture in the dark.

As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.

A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing
well.

It was recently discovered that research causes cancer in
rats.

The only cure for insomnia is to get more sleep.

Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody
listens.

I wished the buck stopped here, as I could use a few.

I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.

When you go into court you are putting yourself in the
hands of 12 people that weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

Light travels faster than sound.
This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
 
If you drive at the speed of light...

and you turn your headlights on...

Does anything happen?

-- Stephen Wright
 
Originally posted by wdavidhicks
If you drive at the speed of light...

and you turn your headlights on...

Does anything happen?

-- Stephen Wright


You will disintegrate long before that.
 
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