One for the Master Chief

[Suicide]

Did you buy that body or make it thats insane

 

[Candyman]

The body is actually a Proline Helios. It's a relatively new design, but it just so happens that it looks exactly like the Halo Warthog. I am only responsible for the paint.

 

[Rolex]

ALways. As long as it doesn't involve midgets, Crisco, prickly pears or Rosie O'Donnell we'll be fine.

Are you serious? You gave that up after only a 6 month run? Do you know how much time I spent putting that act together for you?
I gave in to your demands and replaced the peanut butter with the Crisco, and your STILL not satisfied.
I need to check your contract for a 'sanity clause'.

 

[RC Addict]

ALways. As long as it doesn't involve midgets, Crisco, prickly pears or Rosie O'Donnell we'll be fine.

I gave into your demands and replaced the peanut butter with the Crisco, and your STILL not satisfied.

What was that line from the Muppet Movie--

Gonzo: "I had that weird dream again."

Rizzo: "You mean the one with the goat and the dwarf and the jar of peanut butter?" ...

 

[Rolex]

I don't know, but the contract with the sanity clause is from the Marx brothers.
"Every kid over 6 knows there IS no Sanity Clause."

 

[RC Addict]

Ha ha! Good one! I am starting to think you ARE a Marx brother...

 

[Rolex]

Groucho, Harpo, Chico, Zeppo, and me, El Dorko.

Beautiful paint job, Candyman!!!

 

[Candyman]

I don't know, but the contract with the sanity clause is from the Marx brothers.
"Every kid over 6 knows there IS no Sanity Clause."

Dammit. You beat me to the punch line. And it was a perfect setup, too. Abbott & Costello would have been proud.

 

[Rolex]

Sorry, Jeff. You had 14 minutes to respond, and you missed your cue.
I was counting on you, but you let me down.
It's all in the timing, you know.

If you are willing to renegotiate your contract, I can have Rosie replaced by Richard Simmons and low fat margarine.

 

[RC Addict]

If you are willing to renegotiate your contract, I can have Rosie replaced by Richard Simmons and low fat margarine.

My eyes, my eyes! That is one bad mental picture...

 

[Candyman]

Yeah, sorry about that. I have failed you yet again. Forgive me as I have to retire to the basement to crush my typing hand in a vise as punishment.

And I'll renegotiate. But I insist on Harvey Fierstein and 2 bricks of Neufchatel cheese.

 

[Rolex]

Good choice, going with Harvey and that golden voice. However, the cost of cheese has gone up, and that will be coming out of your end.

Chuckles over double entendre and attempts to get the thread re-railed.
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Or more specifically MCNorris.
He said he was looking to get a look like a Warthog from the video game Halo. There's no doubt the new ProLine Helios is almost a perfect match. So, time to give him a battle worn Warthog:

Even added some Covenant plasma rifle damage:

One of the bastards even got the windshield:

Candyman

 

[RC Addict]

Chuckles over double entendre and attempts to get the thread re-railed.
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That is a first... Gonna leave your thread alone, Candyman! Love your work, my friend!!!

 

[Candyman]

thanks. If you love this work, just wait until I get done with Mr. Fierstein....

ba dum bump!!!!!

 

[Rolex]

Hey! He's here all week!
Try the veal.

 

[rossb]

Wow, great job.