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My cat is so weird!

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FastEddy

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Just like clockwork he does the same thing every day.

I'm a "regular" guy as far as my morning dump goes. Every morning the cat follows me into the bathroom and we go through the same song and dance.

He will rub his head on the door jam 3 times then he comes in and does 4 figure 8s around my legs while I'm on the chair. From there he goes to the cabinet under the sink and yells at me until i open the large door. He looks inside then lays in between my feet until I close it. From there he will go to the little cabinet door and yell at me to open it. He then goes inside the cabinet cubby hole (The size of a bread box) and turn around so his face is at the door. He will then cry until I close the door with him inside. He then bangs his head against the door a few times every minute until I'm done doing my business. When the toilet flushes he comes charging out of the closed cabinet and goes upstairs and jumps in bed with my wife and curls up on my pillow.

I have tried opening the cabinet doors ahead of time, I have tried to not open them at all and to mix it up a bit. Nothing works. He know the routine and will sit there and yell at me until its right.

If I take my dump in a different bathroom, the little poop bytes my feet and is all pissed of for hours.

fiddlesticking WEIRD!!
 
You have a hight maitnence female pee pee eddy,it demands too much perfection,and by the way,that's fiddlesticking wierd dude.
 
Yeah we got one of those too. "MEOW MEOW let me make my kitty-love to you MEOW MEOW . . . " It's really kinda disturbing, especially that figure-eight thing while you're trying to drop a log. poop man I may need therapy now, THANKS A LOT! :D

What's worse, you finish your biz, walk by the bathroom five minutes later and the cat's full-head in taking a drink. Thank God it's not a licky-face dog.
 
I was taking a piss one day and the cat jumped right into the line of fire. He only did that once.
 
Got Nitro? said:
You have a hight maitnence female pee pee eddy,it demands too much perfection,and by the way,that's fiddlesticking wierd dude.

All female pee pee is high maintainance.


But as far as cats go, mine will follow me all around until I put food in his bowl. Doesn't matter if there is already food in his bowl or not. He wants to see me put some in before he will eat. Twice a day without fail.
 
At least he doesen't jump up in your lap and start doing that crap where the Knead you skin with thier paws/nails... that would suck the big one.
 
Got Nitro? said:
You have a hight maitnence female pee pee eddy,it demands too much perfection,and by the way,that's fiddlesticking wierd dude.


I couldn't agree more! Maybe it's time to start thinking about a divorce.




-Michael
 
My cat thinks its a dog - plays fetch, runs around the back yard chassing me, likes to wrestle, plays chase with the kid. And is an attack cat!
 
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