More humor

[StrechM]

A pompous minister was seated next to a Texan on a flight to Dallas. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Texan asked for a whiskey and soda, which was brought and placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the minister if he would like a drink. He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by brazen whores than let liquor touch my lips."
The Texan looked at the minister, then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "I didn't know we had a choice."

 

[Rolex]

He he...yeah, I'll have what the minister asked for.

 

[olds97_lss]

Uh oohh, some one else is posting funny stuff!!

Another good one!

 

[Rolex]

Uh oohh, some one else is posting funny stuff!!

StrechM was doing it before I got here. He didn't show up for a few days so I filled in for him. He still comes up with fresh stuff I haven't heard yet.
So, Mr. S, keep 'em coming.

 

[StrechM]

Yeah, yeah, yeah...but that was before I had to work for a living.