Meet me there

[Rolex]

A minister was completing a temperance sermon. With great emphasis he said,
'If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'

With even greater emphasis he said, 'And if I had
All the wine in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river.'

And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he
Said, 'And if I had all the whiskey in the world,
I'd take it and pour it into the river.'

Sermon complete, he sat down..

The choir leader stood and said, 'For our closing song,
Let us sing Hymn #365, 'Shall We Gather at the River.'

 

[slowngreen]

lol nice.

 

[RC Addict]

Amen! I will meet you there!

 

[jnjritz]

LOL! Not bad.

 

[charliejp]

LMAO! Now that's funny right there!

 

[RC Addict]

You can't come meet us, Charlie! Just say no!!!

 

[charliejp]

Oh I can come and watch all jumping and playing in the river and when you're all drunk and slobbering on yourselves, I'll give you a ride home!

 

[RC Addict]

You are a good friend for a nut swinger!

 

[charliejp]

It's nothing really. Just don't forget your cane as I can probably only hold up one side!

 

[taz1175]

That's a good one !

 

[frickenjoey]

You are a good friend for a nut swinger!

Nice.....yer a nut swinger....lol
...and today I will be baptized in the river. And from I shall drink....and away flows my sins....or did I just wizz on myself again....oh bugger. They don't call it piss drunk for nothing I guess....

 

[RC Addict]

It's nothing really. Just don't forget your cane as I can probably only hold up one side!

Enough with the old jokes!

 

[abadk9420]

ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!! funny very funny!!!!!!

 

[flm_savage]

funnay!

 

[RC Addict]

Nice.....yer a nut swinger....lol
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